Random shit I come up with

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

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COFF NO.

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I am gonna drop kick you so bad. Mom will never find you.

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMM

Coff. No. Drinking. We've been over this

Okay nevermind less 🍺 please-

NO *BoNKS YOU ON THE HEAD* LESS LESS!!

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMMMMM

Children please

Beer

No.

Yes.

No. Go drink some water.

Okay nevermind less 🍺 please-

NO *BoNKS YOU ON THE HEAD* LESS LESS!!

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMMMMM

Children please

Beer

No.

Okay nevermind less 🍺 please-

NO *BoNKS YOU ON THE HEAD* LESS LESS!!

@urlocalbisexualmess-alt MOMMMMMMM

Children please

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

I’m a harbinger of Chaos and confusion happy March 15

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

the person who made this went on to make Young Sheldon btw

Mae I don’t believe you

Watcha wanna know

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.

You misunderstand, these characters don't reflect my life they reflect fragments of who I am, I'm not always kind to them but I love them all the Same

Your views of such things are rather 1 dimensional, I will let it slide for now though. As for why I was offline , I am preparing to move and have been busy as result

See ya later child

Watcha wanna know

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.

You misunderstand, these characters don't reflect my life they reflect fragments of who I am, I'm not always kind to them but I love them all the Same

Your views of such things are rather 1 dimensional, I will let it slide for now though. As for why I was offline , I am preparing to move and have been busy as result

Watcha wanna know

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.

You misunderstand, these characters don't reflect my life they reflect fragments of who I am, I'm not always kind to them but I love them all the Same

Watcha wanna know

Quite a few, I'm careful with them even though I'm not always kind with the paths I send them down

Has it perhaps not occurred to you that the moments of good that come after the times when we are unkind make that harshness and pain worth it? Sometimes, being unkind to those characters is how you help them find perspective its how you make them see.