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Hope: It’s kind of cold

#this was unfinished but i'm just gonna pretend this is the quote #hope definitely said this at some point.#urinetown #hope

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Bobby: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Little Sally: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Officer Lockstock: I recorded the dumb stuff

Josephine: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Hope: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM THE DUMB STUFF!

#urinetown #bobby #little sally #lockstock #josephine #hope

Cladwell: I like all my employees equally! Senator Fipp, Mr. McQueen, Hope...

(Looks at smudged writing on hand)

Cladwell: Mrs. Millionballs

#urinetown #cladwell #posting on this blog again 3 1/2 years later #hello everybody it's good to be back #this post is a relic from 2019 i can't believe i never posted it

Penny: Good morning, cruel world.

Bobby: don’t you mean goodbye cruel world?

Penny: nope. This world may be cruel but I’m still kicking.

#bobby #penny #urinetown #source: tumblr

Bobby: What goes up but never comes down?

Josephine: The amount of stress you bring to this family.

#bobby #josephine #source: unknown

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Bobby: So, let’s start by talking about the emotion you are feeling right now.

Hot blades harry: Stabbing.

Bobby: Stabbing isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity that I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Hot blades harry: Well, maybe I’m feeling stabby.

#bobby #hot blades harry #source: unknown

Penny: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Bobby: *walks into the room*

Penny: oh look, there it is again.

#urinetown #penny #bobby #source: unknown

Hope: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Hot Blades Harry: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Beck two-shoes: tackle him.

Penny: dump him.

Soupy sue: kick him in the shins.

Bobby: NO TO ALL OF THAT! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

#this might be the single best thing ive ever done #hope #hot blades harry #beckt two shoes #penny #soupy sue #bobby #source: unknown

Little Sally: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

#little sally #urinetown #source: john mulaney

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Penny: is this whiskey or toilet cleaner

Bobby: let me check

Bobby: *chugs the entire bottle*

Bobby: it’s toilet cleaner.

#starting off with this genius creation from my main #penny #bobby

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