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Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

things used to be $5

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

I mean yeah I carry a sadness that exhausts my will to live like a leach on my heart but I’m basically fine