I was thinking again how it's a shame there hasn't been any insect that's evolved to form a sexual symbiosis with us, and the thought came to me, could a dedicated group of people make it happen? What if we took something like a worm and then bred them to prefer using human genitals for their homes?
After putting together a small team of like-minded (and severely perverted) individuals, we set about our task. After selecting a starting group of worms, we changed their diet to include only semen or vaginal fluids. At the same time, we regularly expose them to our bodies, letting them explore in and on our genitals as often as possible while recording which individuals seem the most receptive and willing to interact. After narrowing down which specimens take most readily to their new diet and activities, we selectively breed them and continue the process with their offspring, feeding them exclusively our sexual fluids and regularly inviting them into our reproductive organs.
After several generations of worms, it no longer takes any coaxing; our worms no longer have any hesitation to dive into a urethra or vagina, and they're strong and healthy on their diet. We decide to modify our approach, only allowing them to feed directly from us so that they begin to learn the association until any time they encounter us it triggers a feeding response. More generations pass, and we notice they've begun to reject being fed from previously expelled fluids, preferring them straight from the source. We collectively work to feed them several times a day, ensuring they're exposed to penises and vaginas in an alternating pattern to prevent them from developing a preference.
It takes many more generations and daily dedication from the group, but we finally decide to move to allowing our worms continual access to our bodies, serving as both hosts and continual food supplies. Those that inhabit the males of our group take up residence in the urethra and vas deferens, descending to the testicles regularly to feed while those in females primarily reside in the vaginal canal, though some slip through the cervix to make a home out of the uterus.
After many weeks of hosting our worms, we find they've successfully begun to breed inside us, and no longer have any inclination to leave at all. The only slight inconvenience is the occasional unplanned orgasm as one or several worms stimulate their host for more food. This leads to an interesting accidental discovery; after two members of our group were tempted into intercourse by the arousal caused by their worms, we observed that the worms readily changed hosts! During penetration, both parties confirmed they could feel the worms dramatically increase their activity level, followed by the male partner experiencing several leaving his penis to enter the female, and then additional ones entering him again. Several other researchers took it upon themselves to confirm these findings as well.
While our experiment had proven successful beyond what we could possibly have hoped, not one member of our dedicated group opted to have the worms removed, instead choosing to remain infested. We all remain in close contact, our next goal to bring more willing participants into our ongoing experiment.