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Its time to be poor again!
My cat requires a refill of her Thyroid meds, which are 40$. and A check up that will include bloodwork again, the vet had told us the next check up would be cheaper with them the second time, and it is, but still way too much money for us atm. Being 200$.
My cat has goop in her eyes, which could be a sign of health issues already, but there's meowing and other signs it could mean her thyroid meds need to be upped. Wont know unless we get the check up to see whats going on. So you'd like to help me do those things, heres another post.
If you wanna know whats up, heres my prior posts about my kitty.
Does anyone know ANY websites or ways of replicating or creating a simplified Timeline thing like this?
I need it for some alternia history for ancestors, but not a single fantasy world timeline creator doesnt have A/I or some extra bs attached to it i dont want or dont need or an excessive amounts of pop ups or unnecessary details required.
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Well, now. Isn’t this quite an interesting situation? A Mage of Light giving the analysis, the story, the tale of their struggles and triumphs, of the Mage of Light? Granted, this was inevitable, much like how this will happen again with the Sylph of Life analysis. However, this one has come far quicker than the other one, and so it begs the question as to whether this will be a callout post about the socially anxious host themself, or if it will be another general look at the Classpect known as the Mage of Light? In a way, it will be a little bit of both, as bias and anecdotal scenarios will be an obvious thing that may pop up throughout this analysis. Whether it relates to the narrator of this piece, or to the general population of Mages of Light, will be up to your own imagination. Now, let’s end the theatrics and get ready to gaze into the scarring heat that us Mages of Light are known to look upon for guidance, reassurance, and, of course, the answers to all the questions we have.
It has always been rather fitting for the Aspect symbol for Light to be that of the Sun, at least personally speaking. From a very young age, we are advised to never look directly at the Sun, as its rays are bright and its light a burning hot. This is a good piece of advice for the literal Sun that the planet rotates around, but what about the more symbolic or metaphysical Sun? What about the children who are told to not look too deeply into the symbolism, the meaning, the message hidden behind the letters so elegantly carved into a book? After all, children are naturally curious and are capable of absorbing so much knowledge and rarely, if ever, seem to be satisfied with what they have. Many people talk about their own “phases” where they were fully dedicated to learning as much as they could about something. Pirates, Ancient Egypt, Dragons, Folklore, the Medieval Era, and so many more things. For the most part, parents do often encourage this curiosity that so naturally comes with being a child. Except, for some parents, it is a more conditional encouragement. Telling a child they may not know what or where their Christmas or Birthday presents are is a normal restriction upon a child’s knowledge. That is now what is being alluded to here. No, this is about the parents who blind their children from knowledge that may cause the child to be smarter and more tolerant than their parent, or have their child be more aware of the more horrific and taboo things in this world - the privileges that they may have. Little do their parent’s know how strong the curiosity of a child can be.
could anyone lend a hand in classpecting these invader zim characters??? im not exactly an expert on god tier stuff but i love IZ and HS so im mashing them together
DIB - MAGE OF LIGHT
GAZ - ??? of SPACE/MIND..? (no clue)
ZIM - PRINCE OF... LIFE/VOID? (doom?? eh? also, void would match with dib which is fucking awesome)
GIR - BARD OF DOOM (/j or /srs? Unclear)
TAK - WITCH OF RAGE
im pretty set on the choice for dibs. he just SCREAMS mage of light to me. if he's not a mage of light then im neurotypical.......
but anyways i would love to hear some feedback/opinions or other classpecting headcanons for these characters!!!!!!! thank you!!!
God Tiers of Revolutionary Girl Utena: Community Consensus
Masterpost | The Main Three | The Student Council | The Black Rose
As a companion to my previous analyses, and for folks who also enjoy statistics, here's a summary of all the RGU character classpect interpretations I've been able to find across the internet. I also include my attempts to use the Extended Zodiac Aspect quiz. Enjoy!
~ = indirect typing (e.g. comparison to a character)
\* = rank influenced by my own classpecting
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Utena - 16 alternate typings
Most common titles: Prince of Blood / Rogue of Hope / Knight of Heart (2)
Most common class: Knight* (6), Prince (5)
Other classes: Heir (2), Rogue (2), Thief, Page, Witch
Most common aspect: Heart / Hope* (5)
Other aspects: Blood (3), Light, Rage, Doom
Extended Zodiac aspect: Life
Anthy - 17 typings
Most common titles: Muse of Heart (3), Muse of Time (2)
Most common class and aspect: Muse (8), Heart (5)
Other classes: Witch (4), Maid, Sylph, Prince, Bard, Page, Mage
Other aspects: Rage* (3), Doom / Time / Hope (2), Void, Blood
Extended Zodiac aspect: Doom
Akio - 8 typings
Most common title: Prince of Heart (2)
Most common class: Prince / Lord* (3)
Other classes: Maid, Sylph, Thief
Most common aspect: Time* (3)
Other aspects: Rage / Heart / Hope (2)
Extended Zodiac aspect: Time
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Nanami - 4 typings
Most common class: Page (3)
Other classes: Thief, Heir
No aspect consensus (Blood, Heart, Mind, Rage, Light)
Extended Zodiac aspect: Light
Juri - 4 typings
Most common class: Knight / Mage* (2)
Other classes: Prince
No aspect consensus (Light, Rage, Hope, Doom, Heart)
Extended Zodiac aspect: Blood
Touga - 3 typings + Equius comparison
Most common class: Thief* / Heir~ (2)
Other classes: Bard
Most common aspect: Heart* / Void~ (2)
Other aspects: Hope
Extended Zodiac aspect: Breath
Saionji - 3 typings + Eridan comparison
Most common title: Bard of Blood* (2)
Alternate titles: Page of Doom, Maid of Void, ~Prince of Hope
Extended Zodiac aspect: Blood
Miki - 2 typings
Most common aspect: Time*
No class consensus.
Titles: Sylph of Time, Heir of Space, Seer of Time
Extended Zodiac aspect: Mind
Wakaba - 2 typings + Jade comparison
No classpect consensus.
Titles: Thief of Void, Page of Life, Sylph of Blood, ~Witch of Space
Extended Zodiac aspect: Space
Mikage - 2 typings
No classpect consensus
Titles: Witch of Void, Thief of Hope, Bard of Doom
Extended Zodiac aspect: Mind
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Characters with only one alternate typing:
Tsuwabuki - Rogue of Mind / Maid of Blood
Official quiz aspect: Mind
Kozue - Seer of Time/Space
Kanae - Heir of Light/Doom
Ruka - Sylph of Doom/Void
Shiori - Bard of Blood / Witch of Rage
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RGU overall trends: (counting once per character)
Most common aspects: Blood, Doom (7), Hope, Heart, Void, Rage (6)
Least common aspects: Breath (0), Life (1), Space, Mind (2)
Most common class: Thief (6)
Least common classes: Rogue, Seer, Knight, Mage (2)
Repeat typings:
Prince of Hope (Utena, Akio/Dios, Juri, & ~Saionji)
Thief of Heart (Utena, Touga, & Nanami)
Mage of Heart (Anthy & Juri)
Thief of Void (Touga & Wakaba)
Seer of Time (Miki & Kozue)
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Would you know if there's a guide to making canon-like introduction/bio texts? I can't find anything like it on the masterlist.
there’s not really a guide at all, but i can give you a general format. for trolls, it’s generally this:
Your name is FIRST NAME AND SURNAME. Another sentence goes here about YOUR BIRTHDAY if you are THE ‘MAIN’ OF THE GROUP.
A paragraph about your INTERESTS, with the most IMPORTANT capitalized followed by ADDED INFORMATION about that particular interest. There’s about THREE POINTS made in this section, and the character’s housing situation IS OFTEN MENTIONED.
Second paragraph with more interests, but often these ones are the ones that SHAPE YOUR PERSONALITY. There is often something here about how you interact with others.
If you have a COMPLICATED BACKGROUND such as being a rare JADE BLOOD or being DEAD, then you may have MORE PARAGRAPHS explaining these important backstory points.
Your trolltag is formattedLikeso with a brief explanation of your quirk in your blood colour.
What will you do?
humans introductions are very different
Your name is JUST FIRST NAME. Another sentence goes here about YOUR BIRTHDAY if you are THE 'MAIN’ OF THE GROUP, but generally it explains your current situation. A few sentences about your INTERESTS, with the most IMPORTANT capitalized followed by ADDED INFORMATION about that particular interest.
What will you do?
the beta kids just have one paragraph, but the alpha kids have about two/three paragraphs that are far more detailed. they probably break the previous format because their character development had to be quickly thrown in, instead of the slow buildup we got with the betas.
there’s exceptions to the formats and of course they’re just a general guideline based on the 16 we have :’)
(ps we reelly r psychically linked cuz this clanche u said xxxactly wut i want 2 ;D okey byee party hard pail harder)
LIPSTICK ON THE THIGH NUSSY OUT LUMPS POPPIN this is IT darlin a big happy wriggleday 2 US :)))
☆ hi hi to my faaavorite server mod!!! so nice to get in touch for such a special day ^w^
☆ of COURSE i had to email for bad friday!!!!!! i mean duhh. kalian has only been my perfect go-to muse ever since his onlyfins took off, right????
☆ i figure any of my regular books might be a little much for an event like this,, so heres some fresh ones for you hot off the presses!!
☆ you think kalian would probably be into a little bit of loungeplank wear featuring a couple of my earlier pieces??? seems like his speed gueheehehe >3o
☆ yours forever and ever!!!
☆ distra / TN
u fujos in the doujin server r so genius :) can we sell this as merch :) seedflap is 2 shy 2 ask u
hello kalian i made some awesome fucking kalian doodles and have decided to share them with you as per your request! also teehee hi kalian runs away giggling
-owen_so_cool
the 1 in the top left is my fav :) haha O-O
(3) THREE styles (1) ONE Kalian
Blargh, I can't wait to go up on the FRIDGE! :D
i just did 3 random styles
idk... ill also put a practice drawing i did a while back trying to pin the character that i somewhat liked
thanks for the sleepless nights of preperationn
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my ass is so fat n my legs so loooooooooong ty pookie pie :)
Heeeeeeyyy, so, here's what I did for our best boooooy Kaliiii, was like really fun to draw and I hope Kalian and even Cridea are happy to have this in the fridge from now on, even if the background is simple, let's let the Kal shine, and I'm hoping he had such a blast for his wriggling day, for more sweeps to be cumming ;)
i did have a blast ty :) i loooooooved gettin this fab art in the askbox hahaha
Hello Mr Delfin! Or maybe this is going to Ms Seedflap? A little unclear...
Anyways, as was commanded on this final art prompt of the Perigee, I have drawn, to the absolute best of my ability, Kalian:
And in the good nature of refusing to optimize the page, I have submitted this as an entirely uncompressed PNG! I hope this makes someone's cell phone catch on fire in their hand c:
Yours truly, with much gratitude for the last 7 wipes,
TubeToad
frond gestures i make on the daily :) even though my moron bestie destroyed the page im sure this will light some1s phone on fire nevertheless :)
hi im gonna be so real here, i had a whole bunch of bits planned for the previous days of clown hell and then I could just never be assed to do them. But for some reason this specific one was giving me insane FOMO, idk maybe it's your (kalian's??? idk who the fuck is ending up getting this email anymore) immense swaggar or repugnant fishlike fragrance. Anyways here's a bunch of Kalian shitposts from the guy that got yelled at by Seed Flappington for telling her to put piss in her bullets.
i have no idea if you can put the "everyone is so mean 2 me" one on the blog post uncensored so if you have to censor it can you just stretch out a jpeg of jerann over it please and thank you.
Sincerely, Spugoge "merbung" Spugoge
id rather post my sad raw ass than stretch out a jpeg of jerann :) what fun lil doodles ahahaha :) i am soooooooooooooooooooooooo microwaveable :)
Dear Kalian,
On this day I have been made several art of you by yours truly, Me!
But it's not just art but a whole mod for Frickbear's 3 featuring YOU, Kalian Delfin!
This also features a video of you in game (Intro - Short video).
I hope you like the amount of effort and work I did for your special day Kalian.
Have a Bad Friday to you!
From,
- Tinyjaguar (Tiny)
I'M NOT EMBEDDING A VIDEO IN THIS POST... SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO IMAGINE WHAT THAT WAS............
fuck u
these all rule i luv the cleanup of my lil concept sketch ahahaha :)
submission for bad friday !!
by: kiyurin
lets take ibutrollfen 2gether ahahahahaha!!!!
You know when the topic is about Kalian I HAVE to lock in! Honestly drawing him is therapeutic in a way, that “:3” smile, his half lid eyes…
Who the fuck needs to study for exams when you can admire those cute fins… thats right! Tests are irrelevant what you have to do in life is to Have fun!
Although , another Bronze Comrade of yours might disagree on that… Too bad he is also irrelevant~
Here is my magnum opus!
I had a Vision, 8 hours and a ⟡Dream⟡ Criddy and You in Jirai Kei because of course it had to be Jirai kei of all things.
But Im not done! See…I have been waiting for this moment for So long. Im trying so had to not sent every single Sketch I made since last November…its really challenging.
But I’ll at least attach these! #Diamonds4Ever!! They are magnetic so they will never be separated <> And I will never let go of them muhehe /Creepy /Wicked /Ominous they will be coming to cute cafes and sightseeings w me for that is what Oshikatsu is for!!!!
Aaaand lastly… Notius Says Hi, I guess :/ hes rlly a huge fan so getting a small message might just make is whole sweep <3
- Shining
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss sweetie the vamp fashion is soooooo wicked :) and the charms aaaaaa :) love ur art bunches ahahaha
Greetings, Seedflap & Kalian. With the recently discovered field of "mathematics", we were able to create a near-perfect clone of Kalian inside of a graphing calculator. You can spin it around and ponder if technology has gone too far as it's spinning, at the provided link:
This mathematical clone cannot feel pain yet, but we are working on adding that feature.
— Jamie Ware, former Head of Research at the Apples & Pears Research Institute
o yeah this 1 was crazy u math heads :) plz make my graph feel pain :)
Hi there, I just wanted to drop off my own artwork(s) of Kalian and spit out a lot of useless words because I have no idea how this even works
Anyways, Clown lent is gonna be over soon. And honestly? It was pretty fun tbh. Although I barely participated in.... ANYTHING, just reading on the website and seeing what people did made me really happy! It's a pretty great first event for a newgen like me lol
ANYWAYS (again) here's my Kalian drawing and a BONUS spinning Kalian gif (Which I hope isn't broken) because you cannot give me this muse-looking troll and expect me NOT to draw him, eh? The drawing itself may be a bit underwhelming since I'm not a pro artist but I do hope it's the thought that counts!
(I hope I didn't attach the wrong files)
With love (and a spinning troll),
Cion (Anonymaly_Cion)
u put me on spin cycle :) i luv all that moody lighting 2 hahahahaha
I <3 you Kalian :o) ! - TwixBarsAreCool
look at how smug i am :)) <3 u back ;)
here's my drawing,,,
-Poku
the ones w/ my tongue out r so fun i always go :P at the screen when i see em ahahaha
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Wait so seedflap, what do you know about people like vriska or dirk? From your (presumed?) perspective they shouldn't exist for years? Unless you've got your information from the Homestuck Website? In that case, what's it like knowing about the future?
Heya Seedflap and/or Kalian! I decided to shove all my responsibilities out the window to create this masterpiece of art. I think this piece might be worthy of Cridea's fridge but that's on you to decide, I'm just the pencil fucker that put this shit together. Hope you enjoy it! :D
- CM479
this WILL go on her fucking fridge :)
made by me, spooky, hope you like the fanart ;)
i looooove it im schemin in that chair >:)
Since I'm not entirely sure who's gonna read the mail for this wipe prompts: hi Kalian, hi Seedflap! :>
I'll be honest, I didn't really have the time for all the previous prompts in the twelve meats solar perigee calendar (yet I've been checking it every update!), but it'd have been a shame if I missed the prompt for the bad friday, especially since I've got some free time to do it.
I had a ton of fun drawing this c: - Noxeorn
thats aok cuz this is the only prompt worth doing anyfin 4 :) u may have had a ton of fun drawin it but i had way more fun lookin at it :)
i put my heart and soul into this so its as best as i can make it. hope you like it (or at the very least find it adequate)
- gooberflakes3
i do like it :) look at me wave hi 2 the adoring crowd :) hiiiiiiiiiii :)
wow wish i could do that in real life :)
helooo seedflap i drew #1 sexyman KALIAN 2day,, i mostly did it on my phone @ dinner :p
this is him post-fight/date with marvus .............. hes soooo fine..
-Mielow
not my quadrant of choice 4 the big boy but itll do :) did we just hurl on each other sexily ahahahaha
HAPPY BAD FRIDAY BITCH!!! I spent my whole Friday drawing a pic of BAE. Every perfect curve was carved into my mind over the 6 hours this somehow took me...
Not to imply Kalian wasn't already the top spot (suuuure...), but they definitely shot up my troll rankings today.
Thanks for blessing us with your presence and saving this weeks Clanche! Go off girl~
Muy Love,
Chesh <3
u bet bby ill put it right at the tippy top of the kalian pile :) 1 of us has to be on top i guess
I think I really captured that "girl wtf are you talking about" energy in this one uwu
- Cylonspy
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“If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.” - Magus
"The people who are the most depressed are the ones who try to make others feel better, because they know what its like to feel like shit and they don't want anyone else to feel like that." Robin Williams
u really did capture that hunnie this is how i feel talkin to 99% of my kin haha
i like that seedflap put ur e mail sig in here i was like wtf was that who are these trolls n what do they have 2 do w/ me :)
kalian delfin.
last wednesday, just after midnight, i was pretty Xcited to learn that you took over seedflap's weBsite. you seemed like a fun guy, someone i wanted to know Better mayBe. and then i saw my previous email aBout vriska's "sXy tips for sXy sX", or wtv it was. you accused me of censoring the word "sex", a Blatant lie, in front of everyone. don't you know how rude it is to make fun of someone's typing quirk? i didn't Xpect this from you, kalian delfin. this is inXcusaBle.
linked to this email is an artist's depiction of the previously Xplained events. the artist is me. i drew that.
xoticBlood [XB]
p.s. [ok i'm not like that angry aBout it, i'm mostly just playing it up for the Bit, hope we can still Be friends after that! XB) ]
sorry u cant say 1 of the top ten concepts ever invented this must be v hard 4 u how do u even live
I hope this sends, this is the first time I'm emailing
Hi Kalian! Or Ms. Seedflap if she's here idk what timezone you two are in
I have to offer a few Kalians and Seedflaps
I also drew you pregnant because you're mother!!!!!
Anyways heres an older Kalian too since its your wriggling day and you're getting spoiled (I'm not too sure if this can be posted or not, she's a little risque)
I hope you're having a good night whoever has to read and see these lmaooooo - mike hawk
yknow i thot real hard about nonconsensually removing that middle pic but i figured if i had 2 see it so do all of u :) ur welcum ;) neywaz i luv that lil number in the last pic :) starfish on da pecs ahahaha
Dear Kalian,
Thank you for gracing us with your presence this Wipe. This was my first time ever beholding your visage and I am smitten like a kitten. I was so taken it inspired me to put my novice art skills to the test in an attempt to capture your ethereal presence.
Please enjoy my portrait below and Happy Bad Friday!!! <3 -paleSelenite
wow i cant believe i never thought of pole dancin w/ my gun :) its biiiiiggg n loooooonngg enough ahaha what a great idea ;)
This might be the best bAd fridAy ever!!! Getting a whole dAy dedicAted to <reAting kAliAn fAnArt is so wonderful! I love you kAliAn so much <3! I even Added your best mAte <rideA, with her fAvorite bowl of sAlAd for good measure :V
I hope you enjoy this hetslop! :V
AM
yaaaaay hetslop :) lil cridea is so funny in the corner hahahaha im enhancing that one 4 the fridge
greetings seedflap and kalian!!!
got around to finishing this right at the last minute!!! been a real fan of how kalian looks ever since his cute face was revealed to us. been meaning to draw him sooner, but the clanche was a good excuse as any to draw him now!!!
decided to draw him sharing a cold dairy treat flavored with berries, with my non-canon trollsona. thought it'd be a cute little piece to do. i wish you both the best in your endeavors~
ooooo its the milkshake :) yum yum :) u look so fun girlie im happy 2 slurp down a shake with u :)
Kalian Delfin reporting live from Cridea's couch. What's today's hot gossip?
Image credit: digitalAnthomancy
SMUG :) its perfect :) u drew crideas couch way comfier than it actually is ahahaha
Dearest Seedflap and/or Kalian,
I have attached photos of my Bad Friday creation honoring Kalian in THREE DIMENSIONS!!! I'm gonna turn all these into deviled eggs later so his face is only temporary but just know that it will be supporting a noble (and delicious) cause.
- keylimebees :)
kaliegg deggfin amirite :) u should get a prize 4 being yeaster funday topical
Hey bby
I loved seeing your shenanigans when you took over Jerann's blog, and during Slay or Nay, so needless to say its been a real treat having you here this week!
Always love a bit of Kalian time, hope you enjoyed yourself <3
I forgot to include Image Credit: Tragus (Bean/Beasper)
more slutty couch pics :) truly the pose i look the v best in :)
Hi there X and Kalian!
So I know this is a little late but I did my best! I hope y'all like it! One is in English one is in Alterinan. I hope I got it right!!
P.S. Working on an X drawing as well!!
Daydreaming Sage [DS]
rotatin thru space with my lil leggies kickin around :) this will be me visiting seedflap on her space ship hahahaha
hello seedflap/kalian! i unfortunately didnt have much time/motivation to draw, so all i have for you are these doodles. here u go!
- aquaticSkylight
perfect faces i am truly 1 emotive bitch :)
a huuuuuggge thnx to every1 4 all ur wonderful art of me <3 u all truly touched me deep deep deeeeeep inside my bloodpusher n i loved every single submission :) the event was worth it all 4 this :OKAY...... THAT'S IT............ BYE FOREVER.................. OR UNTIL I DECIDE TO FIX MORE OF THE WEBSITE.....................
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