don't touch me

o sure when someone only has two deer legs theyre cute but if they have a whole deer body for a lower half u make fun of their dick mhm willis i see how it is 

if she had a dick id make fun of her dick 2.

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don't sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

willis would probably never in a thousand years diddle me 

the day ur able to take a horse dildo i would consider it.

that is actually better odds than i expected

oh my god u cannot take a joke the only reason im vegan is because i have a god damn horse digestive system. i can hardly even digest bread

aren’t all dongs just weird things hanging from ur crotch at a basic level though

u must be a virgin

YES WILLIS I AM A VIRGIN THANK U FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS

are deer wangs not as interesting or something this is discrimination 

i dont rly get it either like my dick is like a cylinder tbh what is so hot about that

aren't all dongs just weird things hanging from ur crotch at a basic level though