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same mfs who scream about “we need more cringe and or neurodivergent coded female MCs” and then complain about her “quirkiness”. i think there’s a lot of internalized stuff that a lot of yall may need to unpack there.

and i understand being upset about the owl house but u guys also need to remember that there are REAL PPL who create these projects. Disney is just the one that OWNS them. imagine being the creator of hexed who worked extremely hard on their creation and finally ready to release it out into the world, only for ppl online to tear apart the female mc for being “quirky” or “cringe” and not giving it a chance before ur full creation is even out yet.

what happened to supporting real artists over ai??? plus the only resemblance to the owl house that is shown so far is that the female mc is an outcast at school due to being the weird kid, is a poc, discovers she has magical powers, and goes to another magical world.

the owl house doesn’t own that concept and there are plenty of stories that have done this exact thing long before hexed and the owl house and there will continue to be more in the future.

luz never had any magical powers while she was in the human world unlike Billie who discovered that she had them in the school bathroom. also are we gonna ignore/forget the way ppl treated Luz when the owl house first came out?

ppl talked about her the same way ya’ll are talking about Billie, slapping on the “quirky Disney female character” label on her and calling her “annoying” and “cringe”.

Disney sucks for how they treated the owl house,but don’t take ur rage out on this movie and the creator of hexed who most definitely had nothing to do with it.

also..u do realize that Dana Terrence is not the sole creator of Knights of Guinevere right? not only that but it was already confirmed that the message of KoG was not to poke fun at ppl who still like Disney nor to poke fun at the human creators behind Disney projects.

it’s about still having love for all these different characters from these different IPs from since u were a child and still continuing to love them, while ALSO recognizing and being sad about the monster the company behind these IPs have become thanks to corporate greed.

Headcanons I have of miles and Waylon. Very nervous to share these in case some people disagree but hey these are just stuff I headcanon. Also I like to imagine miles is half Irish and half Scottish descent so one side of him wants to get drunk and the other side doesn't wanna pay for it (joke I stole from an actor roasting Jimmy Stewart)

I would have never been able to tell that this was Jeremy if he hadn't introduced himself😭

It's my 23rd birthday today so I thought I'd release something for everybody! Enjoy 🥳🎂🍰 Have a slice on me! [Also, a debate: best flavour of cake? Tuxedo and strawberry shortcake always take the cake for me, wink wink]

Miles and Waylon both throw you a party; the only difference is Miles includes alcohol [assuming you're of age] and Waylon prefers there be sweets and milkshakes. Miles will throw you a surprise party whereas Waylon will ask you what you'd like at your party. Guests, decorations...all up to you.

Miles gives you something comedic or something useful, like a harmonica or a comb with a blade in it. Never know when you have to comb and jab, y'know?

Waylon prefers wholesome things. You know how he is. Or self defense gear.

Jeremy, the bastard, goes all out for it; if you want, he'll bring you to Murkoff and the entire staff can celebrate. Hell, the variants, too! How funny would it be to experiment on variants wearing party hats?? [Not...very funny, but Jeremy has an odd sense of humour.] Because Richard and Jeremy are close, Richard gets you a present. What's inside is up to you. [It may be phallic or just a new wallet or something.]

Trager's not a party kind of feller, so he'll throw you a small party in his office and tell you "me not cutting your fingers off is a gift, sweetheart".

Just kidding, he buys you anything you ask for. He's not fond of surprises, so he'll straight up just go to you and ask you, outright, what you'd like. He gets you two shirts: his says "I love to finger paint" and your shirt says "I'm paint".

He thinks he's funny, please just laugh and get it over with.

Chris is a total sweetiepie and he makes the cake himself [if he's able]. He remembers the subtle details of your interests and he'll know exactly what to get you. One of which being matching sweaters with cats and dogs on them.

Eddie is a master of party throwing and this is a hill I'll die on; he'll buy wine, cheese, gifts and toss in some handmade works of his. He loves to bake, and despite a few failures - and a hole in the wall - he's more than happy to celebrate your day of birth by making you a homemade cake!

Walrider steals a guy, steals a car, drives to Walmart and brings you just about any expensive gift he can grab. You didn't NEED an airfryer, but...the effort he put into his theft was too much to ignore. He purrs when you put chicken strips inside of your new airfryer.

Knoth gives you a bible about himself and tells you stories about how big his penis is. That's...that's as much as you're going to get. I see why Val left. He'll also ask you to convert, seeing as how "God is your birthday gift". No thanks.

Marta's fond of flowers, so expect a bouquet as well as a rosary. She's not as forceful as Knoth is [unless directly told to be], so the rosary is moreso a suggestion to convert.

Val surprises you with heretics, fire, bodies and sex. And more sex. And sex 24/7 7 days a week, no holiday breaks. Jokes aside - or are they jokes? - they'll ask a Heretic to steal something from Knoth to give to you. That, or they'll deceive a delivery boy into getting you something from the outside world. It might be just a small Snickers bar or a bottle of penicillin, but it still means a lot. Val can't really bake considering their circumstances, but they'll try and get you something sweet if all else fails. Coyle thinks his loyalty and his protection of you is a gift, there's no party necessary. That's all you can ask for, right? But he'll grumble about how "greed like yours is what collapses a respectful nation" and try to get you something. Expect something like a necklace or handcuffs. Maybe he'll even set up a few mannequins in a circle to celebrate your special day with cop hats in place of party hats.

heavy book 6 "an evil mind" spoilers below the line lol

also a very VERY mild spoiler for book 12 "Genesis". More like something thats really funny out of context and wont spoil the plot at all, but I put it at the bottom with a tiny warning if you wanna skip out

additionally, my blend that includes some hc material would probably have a note of sweet tobacco in the undertones. additionally, he would probably also have a splash of black pepper with the seashore. perhaps even a tone of bay rum in there.

the why: night air and rosemary pair to the call of death miles answers. rosemary is used in one of my astarion blends (as well as others) for the death motif. it "covers the scent of death" basically.

fig is a masculine-smelling fruit, very dry, and symbolizes "wisdom and success in an abundance. fig trees were so highly valued by the ancient greeks that it was considered an honor to bestow upon the winner of various competitions."

juniper and cypress both fit the blend and grow in washington dc. moss is a heavy cologne-like tone, cedar grows in dc and is very rich smelling, it pairs well with heavy, woodsy, and smokey scents. cedar also symbolizes "greatness, of nobility, of strength, and of incorruptibility".

i miss miles. i love him so much. also I COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE FUCKING CAMERA FILTER AGH