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“Hey, now, don’t get ahead of yourself, long ears. But ah… I’ll admit, you’ve grown on me quite a bit.”
“Oh yeah? I guess I could say the same thing about you. Ya’know, if you really wanted me to.”
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“Hey, now, don’t get ahead of yourself, long ears. But ah… I’ll admit, you’ve grown on me quite a bit.”
“Oh yeah? I guess I could say the same thing about you. Ya’know, if you really wanted me to.”

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“i don’t get tired of you the way i get tired of other people.”
“Aww. You could never get tired of me, Lo.”
“you can always make me laugh.”
“Eh, but you’re laughin’ with me, right?”
“—– I was thinking—–
WORLD DOMINATION! EVERYONE’LL WEAR A SKIRT!”
“A skirt, huh?”
“Eh, I think I could live with that...” -- mandatory spin-change --
non-physical compliment starters
from this post / this post / this image / (and the last, less compliment-y ones are stuck in from misc places)
“you’re empowering.”
“i never thought fanny-packs could look so cool ‘til you.”
“you’re strong.”
“i’m so happy you exist.”
“it’s nice to see such kindness.”
“i hope we know each other for a long time.”
“i bet if brittney spears knew you, 2008 would have gone differently.”
“i would trust you with my passwords.”
“you call your grandmom the exact right amount.”
“you inspire me to be a better person.”
“your ideas matter.”
“you have great taste in ______.”
“you’re so fun to talk to.”
“i bet you’re amazing at chess.”
“i like your voice.”
“you’re a very warm-hearted person.”
“you’re very down to earth.”
“you have a beautiful soul.”
“you inspire me to become a better person.”
“i enjoy our conversations.”
“it’s good to see someone care so much.”
“you’re so understanding.”
“you matter a lot to me.”
“you’re important even if you don’t think so.”
“you’re intelligent.”
“your passion is contagious.”
“you’re so talented at _________.”
“i don’t get tired of you the way i get tired of other people.”
“i’m happy i stayed alive long enough to meet you.”
“your laughter is contagious.”
“you inspire me to create more.”
“you look at the sky like it’s a piece of art.”
“your music taste is bomb!”
“you’d be great at voicing audiobooks.”
“you’re my favourite person to call as soon as i wake up.”
“i’d give you my last profiterole.”
“i bet your parents are proud.”
“if i could knit, i’d knit you a sweater.”
“you give great hugs.”
“i want to talk to you about my favourite book.”
“i trust you to look after my dog.”
“you’re one tough cookie!”
“you can’t even begin to imagine how much i’ve missed you.”
“i just wanted to hear your voice.”
“you just made my day.”
“can you come over?”
“can i see you?”
“can i call you?”
“you’re so clever.”
“i’ve never met anyone who can do what you just did!”
“you can always make me laugh.”
“you’re such a good cook!”
“have you ever thought of doing this professionally?”
“i know i can rely on you.”
“i trust you.”

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DRAMATIC GASP. “I thought I was the only one who saw my potential as a supreme overlord!”
“Nah, I think ya got it in the bag. All ya need now is a strategy.”
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Oh. As the curtains, literally, close behind him Buster’s dramatic show comes to an end. Where is he right now? Blink blink. He’s on top of his desk! Well, time to hop on down. Geddit? He’s a bunny, and he hops? Ah well, maybe when you’re older. Buster hops off the desk and stares up at his mentor like he’s seeing him for the first time. Bugs Bunny’s complimenting him.
“You… you really mean that, Bugs?” He’s not gonna cry, he’s not gonna cry, he’s not gonna cry. OH WHO IS HE KIDDING– HE’S GONNA CRY!
“Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on a second! I don’t just metaphorically sign a contract without metaphorically reading it first! You’ll still be my teacher, right?” He doesn’t know how this whole ‘bumped up a grade’ thing works.
Look at that kid. Bugs was touched. Most students would jump at the chance to be bumped up a grade, and yet here Buster was, his prime concern being whether or not he would still be his teacher. It made his heart swell.
“Yeah. I’ll still be your teacher.” He chuckled, watching the younger rabbit. It almost looked as though Buster was on the verge of tears! Must have been from happiness. “Nothing much would change, except you’d get bumped up to the more advanced classes.”
Though as he said it, the more he thought about the challenges of that. Especially for a kid in school. He continued to thumb through Buster’s project of him pranking all his friends -- those friends he wouldn’t get to see anymore, because they wouldn’t be in his class.
“Eh, but ya know, if ya didn’t want to be bumped up, I could still teach you the advanced stuff. You’d just have to work with me one-on-one.”
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She hadn’t taken his offer seriously. She had a notion that Bugs was one of those folks who could burn water if he tried— but hey, what did she know? According to Bugs, however, Lola needed a dire crash course in cooking with carrots. … Actually, she needed a crash course in cooking, period.
“Alright, Julia Childs,” She scoffed, leaning against the counter of the kitchen. Like the rest of the mansion, Bugs’ kitchen was decked out with only the best, modern appliances. Gorgeous countertops and cabinets, too– only things that Lola could never afford alone in her lifetime.
“Show me whatcha got.”
As if he could really cook.
He could already tell that Lola was skeptical. But it would only take a couple minutes in the kitchen with him for her to see just how serious he really was about this whole thing. He had been around for far too long to not know how to cook by now. And he considered himself pretty good at it.
Then again... it had been a while since he’d actually had to cook for anyone besides himself.
Still -- how bad could it go? Plus, he was eager to wipe that look of disbelief off of Lola’s face, as soon as she tasted what they’d made together.
“Alright. So I decided we’d start off with something pretty easy, seein’ as it’s your first time cooking and everything.” He spoke, casting her a momentary smirk. “You in the mood for carrot cake?”

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Have you ever seen a turtleduck?
“Ehhh, nope. Not that I know of. I’ve seen a turtle dove though.”
“…I don’t know what I should tell ya. I’m the admiral of awesome-cool — Ain’t really nothing wrong with me. It’s not like I care about BlingBling ditching me anymore! Who needs him anyway if you have Daffy?”
Ahh, more information was coming out of the woodwork. The picture wasn’t 100% clear yet, but it was becoming less and less muddled with each thing Rocky said.
“Well, if Daf’s one thing, it’s reliable.” The rabbit spoke with a chuckle and a shake of his head. THat wasn’t true in the least. But maybe that’s what Rocky was worried about. Judging from the apparent past experienced he’d had. “Plus, if Daf’s your friend, then ya might not have time for other people to ditch ya! He’s a handful. And from my experience, he’ll never leave ya alone. -- Besides! Who has time for someone that ditches ya anyways?”
“What, ya think my mind is troubled? It’s not! Why would ya think I have a troubled mind?”
“Oh, I don’t know. But for someone without a troubled mind, ya seem tryin’ awfully hard to convince me you don’t got a troubled mind.”
“You can tell me. These ears ain’t just for pickin’ up radio signals, ya’know.”
“Huh. Well, whaddya know. It worked. Someone paid attention — Not that I need it of course.”
“Uh-huh. Sure ya don’t. So what is on your mind then?”
[Sighs loudly.]
“Eh, what’s up doc?”

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