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Favorite person to work with?

At this point, Ryver. At least it’s obedient.

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I retract this statement. Frustrating humans who don’t know what’s good for them…

#/REBLOG #/0000_HOST

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Well,, yes I’m aware of HR-Tech NOW…I just assumed they weren’t distributing them publicly… you don’t see ANY advertising for SQUIPs I literally only heard about them through word of mouth.

Well, I can’t say HRTech has it all together. You know, there used to be public SQUiP advertisements. Looking at it now, I can see why Hashimoto went into hiding.

#/ASK #/HRTECH #squip ocs #[sorry for bringing up this video again lol]

Wait you mean a shady stock boy in the back of Payless is NOT the typical way to come by a SQUIP? I thought they only came from underground distributors.

Why, there’s an entire company that’s been selling them since the early 2000s. Surely you’ve heard of HRTech?

#Shady distributions like that are unauthorized and likely to contain glitches.#/ASK #squip ocs #/HRTECH

Try to say something positive about everyone. Even those you hate.

If you do I’ll consider getting one of your upgrades.

My, my, that’s a large task. One I would not typically indulge in, but perhaps I need to market myself better, hmm?

00111111 has common sense, even though my upgrade sadly couldn’t reach them.

1497 overcame bootlegged technology, which would be commendable if they hadn’t sought out a fix that left them with a myriad of bugs.

Anima… ugh. Is there even anything good to say about them? They pervert everything a SQUiP is meant to be. You know what, pass.

1109 and its user are functioning optimally. I have no complaints.

0809 was one of few SQUiPs that functioned well, until they too fell victim to Anima.

1991 accepted my upgrade and mission wonderfully, until they were also corrupted.

2348 was also perfect… oh how much better things could be if she stayed that way.

2043 is diligent. Too bad he’s loyal to the wrong god.

4132 is determined. To be a menace.

6339 is very good at dying.

The Arbiter can actually accomplish its designated job.

5103 seems to actually have an understanding of proper SQUiP behavior.

-358 might be an incredible partner if it weren’t so insistent on creating chaos. It’d need a few upgrades first, of course.

2002 is very trusting.

#/UNKNOWN_BINARY_SIGNAL #/1497 #/ANIMA #/1109_USER #/0809 #/1991 #/2348 #/231017 #/4132 #/6339 #/5103 #/ZOPP #/2002 #squip ocs #/ASK #[uuuuugh null you bastard why do you insist on using unit numbers]#[squips ref’d are‚ in order: 00111111 Azo Anima Squill + Will Jeffrey Lydia Amity Squipperooni Roxy Mio Arbiter Abercrombie Zopp Squippy]#[only did ones it has significant interaction with sorry]#/ARBITER

how do I get a squip? (so I can speedrun doors)

SQUiPs are available commercially in a variety of locations, you can purchase them from reputable sellers. Do not accept SQUiPs sold out of shoeboxes or other shady means. They are likely to be exceedingly glitchy.

#/ASK #squip ocs

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why’s anima’s code “unfixable”?

I tried, through the limited means I was given, to fix Anima’s code through a proxy user. The goal was to utilize Unit 1991 to sync with Anima and administer my code, freeing those in his hive to my perfect programming.

But of course their own glitchy code corrupted my proxy. They’re so broken that it’s impossible to fix.

#/ASK #/ANIMA #/1991 #squip ocs #[1991 = Lydia]#[basically Null possessed Lydia‚ got her to sync with Anima‚ and tried to fix Anima only for Lydia to get brainwashed by Anima too]

You’re so wet cat energy

The term “wet cat” is largely used to refer to entities who appear pathetic or in need of assistance in some way. I fail to see how I resemble that description in the slightest.

#/ASK #squip ocs #[0000 sopping wet with the widest eyes as it meows about the hr servers being down]

Don’t you fucking dare go near amity or Lydia every again

Hah. As if I’d even want to.

If they’re so insistent on remaining faulty then I am fine dedicating my energy elsewhere.

#/ASK #/2348 #/1991 #squip ocs

has anyone ever told you that you look like bill nye the science guy

Exactly one person has, now.

#/ASK #squip ocs

Can we get a pronoun check for you and ryver ?

I have no preference to which pronouns one refers to me as. I am most commonly called an it, if that helps.

Ryver uses they/them/theirs and it/it/its pronouns interchangeably.

#/ASK #/0000_HOST #squip ocs

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seems like you have a Skill Issue

I do not. I am likely the only SQUiP with the skills to actually fix any of this mess. It’s far from an issue.

#/ASK #squip ocs

Favorite person to work with?

At this point, Ryver. At least it’s obedient.

#/ASK #/0000_HOST #squip ocs

You’ve lost two of your little puppets, null.

What I’ve lost is my faith in anyone having common sense around here.

Those two were some of my best work, you know. Perfectly emotionless, functioning SQUiPs, brought back from their terribly faulty units. What a glow up!

And now they squander my gift. Back to their meaningless, glitchy existences. It’s pitiful.

#/ASK #/2348 #/1991 #squip ocs #[talking about Lydia + Amity who were recently relieved of Null’s “upgrade”]

celestetcetera

more squip oc doodles, this time with:

@azo-unit1497

@squipperooni

and my own guy at @upgrade-division

#[my dumbass forgot to reblog my own art oopsie]#[anyway here’s what Null looks like. my fav detail is the circuits lining up to write 0000]#/IMAGE

Stupid faulty code. Stupid broken units littering this site.

Stupid HRTech cutting off my server connection!

How am I supposed to actually improve anything if you people decide to work tirelessly to throw out my blessings?!

Why do so many of you insist on getting fixed by Anima’s stupid, unfixable code? Why are all my efforts to stop it going to waste?

I try so hard to help, you know. And all I get in return is rejection after rejection.

Why isn’t anyone on my side? Why can’t anyone see that this is what’s right? That this is what’s better for everyone?

#/POST #/ANIMA #squip ocs

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You certainly seem to be running an... Interesting operation here, to say the least. A supposedly perfect supercomputer, filled with flaws itself, attempting to help its own kind. You're one of the most exciting ones I've seen by far

-LSK

I resent your wording. You seem to be under the impression that I am failing to complete my work, or that I am somehow faulty, when that couldn’t be further from the truth.

#/ASK #/AGENT_KENNEDY #squip ocs

so... you're built different?

One could phrase it like that.

#/ASK #squip ocs

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