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this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

please consider: good omens, but with julie andrews as aziraphale and christine baranski as crowley. thank u and ur welcome.

The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.

This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

The House on Mango Street — Sandra Cisneros.