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YMCA but itâs OTS instead.
Hondo is singing and being his usual self.

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â morons. â
â THE PRINCESS BRIDE SENTENCE STARTERS â
@spirekept
âOn that! we are agreed!â Hondo exclaims with exactly none of his usual good humor.Â
In fact, as he looks over his shoulder once more to scowl in utter disgust at the disaster behind them⌠it seems for a moment that he will turn around once more to have a second go at the mechanic who already he had left with no room for misunderstanding exactly how badly he had messed up.Â
Finally, however, he exhales an exasperated sigh and shakes his head, turning to Malta again.
â⌠But, come. Let us leave this⌠and go to my office,â he begins, already starting in that direction as he mutters, âI need a drink.â
star wars: kotor  â  sentence starters dialogue taken from the 2003 rpg, star wars: knights of the old republic.
i had to see for myself if it was true.
all this time, and you still havenât figured it out?
no one deserves execution, no matter what their crimes.
what greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause?
iâm beginning to wonder if youâre capable of trusting anybody.
in the end, youâve lost something as well.
you are all of these things, ___,  and  yet you are nothing.
tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces.
you can try to kill me. youâll fail, but you can try.
now do you understand the travails of my existence?
shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
love itself with save you, not condemn you.
nothing could make me feel safer than to be loved by you.
could i have returned to the light, as you did?
in the end, as the darkness takes me, i am nothing.
i alone must accept responsibility for my fate.
it takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
donât start thinking this war, your war, is more important than any other war just because youâre in it.
are you saying what weâre doing isnât important?
you think iâm some kind of monster, donât you?
iâm allowed to be enigmatic when i want to be.
i wonder when people will stop underestimating me?
driving me insane is your idea of a good time?
any failure to get the results i want is due to a lack of power on my part.
can i break his neck now? itâs been a long-time fantasy of mine
i see you intend to be childish about this.
complain all you want, but i know you love it
once we pass beyond this door, we can never go back.
sometimes anger and hatred are deserved and right.
the foolish delusions of a child. but this child made it happen!
you cannot hide from what you once were.
iâm someone you donât want to get on the bad side of.
okay, youâve made your point. now shut up and kiss me.
i couldâve stopped him. i could have stopped it all.
someday, youâll have to make a choice, and there wonât be any going back.
youâre just a travelling piece of bad luck, arenât you?
you are very harsh. i like you.
i know this may sound strange, but only my compassion stands in my way now.
i am content with the impression i give.
the apprentice has learned his final lesson
and so it ends. as i somehow knew it must⌠in darkness.
Someone talk me out of making a multi of nothing but random BSO people.
Describe my blog in terms of "came for the _____, stayed for the _____"

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CLOSE SHAVES
that moment where you nearly die, and someone saves you. tw for death applies.
the saved.
â i thought that I was going to die. â
â woah! lucky you were there, huh? â
â what â what happened? i donât remember anything after __. â
â iâm sorry you had to deal with that. it must have been really scary for you.â
â thank you for saving my life just then! i really thought that was it for me! â
â why are you â looking so terrified? what happened to me? â
â what do you mean, i stopped breathing for a moment there? â
â that was really scary! thanks for doing what you did for me. â
â you just â caught me! i was falling so far and then you just â! â
â you â you saved me. i didnât even think youâd come for me. â
the savior.
â itâs alright, Iâve got you. iâve got you, and youâre safe now. â
â come on, keep your eyes open! donât go to sleep on me! â
â woah, i donât know how i even caught you! â
â there you are! iâm so happy youâre awake! â
â breathe, please! just breathe! â
â hey, are you with me? thought Iâd lost you for a second there. â
â i wonât let anything happen to you ever again. â
â you have to come back to me! come on, i canât do this without you! â
â itâs alright, iâll keep you safe. they wonât be able to hurt you any more.â
â just wake up, please! iâll do anything! â
bonus: the immortal.
â i really donât need to get any medical attention. honestly, iâm feeling better already. â
â oh, i died again? neat. how did it happen this time? â
â what do you mean, you think you died again? â
â yeah, you technically didnât have to do that, but thanks i guess. â
â well, i donât know what to say. iâm clearly not dead, so you must have been mistaken. â
â you didnât have a pulse! how in hell are you already standing?! â
â i think iâd better try to explain. just â uh â try not to scream, or anything. â
â i need an explanation and i need it now, thank you. â
â actually, iâm ___ years old, and this is about the ___ th time iâve died. â
â i â canât actually die. no, really, i canât. iâm immortal. â
Hondo now has a playlist. That is how you know itâs Serious.
Once I have it properly curated, I may post it for kicks and giggles.
STARTER CALLÂ ||Â @untilnolongerprofitableâ ___ .
    â LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT; you want to use my ship for a run ? â
âNo, no, no, my friend! Of course not! Why! I would never ask such a thing!â Hondo begins with his usual gregariousness, laughing as though the other had told a marvelous joke before composing himself once more.
âI do not wish the use of your ship. Why would I when I have SO VERY MANYÂ ships at my disposal?â
Or, at least, he would have so many, were most of them not currently in various states of disrepair, awaiting Maltaâs assessment that he may organize the necessary repairs.
âI do not, but you do, as it will bring you a considerable amount of profit!â
             BUT IâM TOO AFRAID TO LEAVEÂ
a BSO native: Oh, you know. Malta. Hondoâs boy.
a stranger to BSO: He works for him? Or thatâs his kid?
another BSO native: Yes.

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As my current interest seems to be the wonderful Batuu, a list of my muses that either have verses there or could find themselves there:
Hondo, clearly đ
Gavril & Issa [ @dreadxreckoning ] : bounty hunters turned nuisances to the Empire/First Order, verse dependent; flexible to original trilogy, Mando, and the sequels
Migs Mayfeld [ @eximpsharpshot ] : an Imperial deserter turned mercenary turned prisoner turned ??? heâs not quite sure what now ; primarily original trilogy and Mando, but sequels arenât beyond realm of possibility with some plottingÂ
Ranna Varik [ @forsakenlegacy ] : a Mandalorian who no longer claims any ties to her home; she does security work; flexible to original trilogy, Mando, and the sequels
Kadar Rangan [ @secretsoftheshadows ] : works spec ops and later intel for the Rebellion/Resistance, verse dependent; flexible to original trilogy, Mando, and the sequels
Eliana Res [ @onlyalastresort ] : mechanic, the mom-friend; sequels-based
Auros Vox [ @tillthelastemberfades ] : pilot and smuggler and Rebellion/Resistance spy, verse dependent; flexible to original trilogy, Mando, and the sequels
â the princess bride sentence starters â
â you mock my pain! â â life is pain. â â heâs only mostly dead. â â iâm on the brute squad. â â you are the brute squad. â â prepare to die. â â weâll never survive. â â nonsense. youâre only saying that because no one ever has. â â who are you? â â get used to disappointment. â â you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. â â iâll use small words so that youâll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. â â that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. â â drop. your. sword. â â shut up!! â  â youâve made your decision then? â â i bet my life on it! â â truly, you have dizzying intellect. â â youâre just stalling now. â â you guessed wrong. â â enough of that. â â surrender. â â you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. â â i hate waiting. â â morons. â â you are wonderful. â â you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill  you. â â why are you smiling? â â because i know something you donât know. â â goodnight. good work. iâll most likely kill you in the morning. â â oh, thereâs something i ought to tell you. â â think itâll work? â â it would take miracle. â â hear this now â i will always come for you. â â this is true love, you think this happens every day? â â death cannot stop true love. â â i died that day. â â we may as well die here. â â heâs dead. he canât talk. â  â as you wish. â  â why didnât you wait for me? â  â you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. â â you killed my love.  â â itâs possible. i kill a lot of people. â  â yes, youâre very smart. shut up. â  â youâve been mostly-dead all day. â â inconceivable!! â â let me explain. â  â your vote of confidence is overwhelming. â â what hideous sin have you committed lately? â â will you ever forgive me? â â thereâs a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. â Â
Hondo: *helps to transport spice, deathsticks, and other illegal trade* What wonderful PROFITS!
Also Hondo, sees Malta smoking: *dad voice* ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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spirekeptâ:
Malta followed along, guided side by side. None of this made any sense. He stole from the great Hondo Ohnaka, maybe not in coveted credits, but in information, and yet the Weequay didnât even seem to care. Whether it was due to coercion or choice, it really shouldnât matter â it set a precedent, didnât it? And Ancients forbid, anyone thought the former pirate had grown softâŚright?
Slumping into an open chair, he was now more aware of his own body protesting against him. Sticky blood covered his cheek, and the sleeve of his shirt was matted to his skin with it where his syndicate brand was. He was glad he hadnât caught a mirror â it wasnât possible to look as bad as he felt, but it was probably close.
He looked down skeptically at the drink pressed into his hand â knowing Hondo there was a very real possibility it could destroy his liver, but it was absolutely worth the risk. He pressed the liquid to his lips to test the temperature, and the smell of liquor came in strong against the spices. That certainly didnât deter him from downing it as soon as it was cool enough. Holy shit, not his smartest idea.
âWhy are you helping me?â he finally questioned, maybe on account of the liquid courage now coursing through his system. Business is business, sure, but whatever he promised Oga had to have come at a cost. âAfterâŚâ (he couldnât finish the sentence.)Â
He stands, leaning upon his own wingback chair. It must be odd in these moments that Hondoâs drink does not have his full attention, for once. Indeed, he seems only to be absent-mindedly nursing it as he watches the young man before him, trying to glean something from his silence.
Ah! At last he speaks! It is almost enough to prompt more of a smile, almost enough to draw some of his usual good humorâŚ
⌠but not quite.
âAfter you passed information to the Galma Syndicate about the operations of Black Spire while under my employ?â he supplies for him, tone remarkably subdued for the old pirate even still. There is neither condemnation nor anger to be found in the statement. [ If anything, there is merely a tiredness, a sadness. ]
An answer to Maltaâs question, however⌠is not so forthcoming. How often Hondo has been able to proclaim and regale and perform on the most banal of topics, varying from the weather to the tourism to whatever other triviality seems the matter of the day.
And yet, this⌠does not come so easily to him. It is not natural to him, to the world he has always known, even since his infancy⌠but it is all the same, with or without the words for it. Oga knew it to exact such a deal from him. He knows it to have accepted her terms. Hell, most of Black Spire likely knows it.
It seems only to be lost on the one asking such a question.
Settling into his chair at last, he sets his drink aside and leans forward, reaching out once more to rest a weathered hand upon the other.
âSurely, you must know the answer to this, aq-radhirâŚÂ For you, I could do no less.â