you're gonna hear me roar

     Out of habit, he quickly tried to hide himself behind a tree. He only realized it wasn’t working when he glanced over and the girl had managed to approach him. His heart practically jumped out of his chest. While he was used to the other kids playing games and trying to scare him, he hadn’t expected to be caught by an adult out in the woods this early in the morning.

[text] I can’t help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

[text] I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart.

[text] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

[text] My biography would be titled ‘Haunting Truths and Dick Jokes: A Tale of Love, Loss and Masturbation’

[text] I feel like cursing someone’s firstborn child right now. Like, I wanna Maleficent some bitch.

[text] That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling ‘Oh God’ and you said: “You’re going to need him after this.”

[text] Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

[text] Frankly, since I met you I practically live in a constant state of readiness for sex.

[text] We’re the best kind of worst people.

[text] Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them.

[text] My only options right now are herpes, gay or vanilla.

[text] I may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on your little sister.

[text] Can we please take bets on how much therapy you’ll need in the future?

[text] You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likeable bad influence I’ve ever met.

[text] My life is a requiem composed in the key of ‘fuck’.

[text] Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

So…wow. We’re really there? At more than one hundred people wanting to follow such a crappy blog? I honestly can’t believe it — what I can do, though, is thanking all of you and wishing you’ll stick around for a while. Just know that you’re all awesome and I love you very much, each and everyone of you. And this crappy giveaway, with a crappy graphic and crappy prizes, is just a way to show you how much.

enough with the crap! let's get to the rules!

• must be following me (DUH). • I don’t mind if you unfollow after (but I hope you will at least feel guilty about it if you do). • reblogs only. • you can reblog this as much as you want, just don’t spam your followers, uh? • giveaway ends in exactly three weeks, so on dec 26th, 00:00 GMT+1.

okay, but what about the prizes?

there will be a total of SIX FOLLOWERS, randomly extracted among the rebloggers. Specifically, there will be: One grand prize winner, receiving:

• a pack of 25 icons of their chosen fc. • a graphic edit of their chosen character/otp. • a drabble featuring their chosen characters/otp OR a starter in their chosen verse. • one graphic promo + description to be reblogged daily for a week. {example}

Two second prize winners will get:

• a pack of 25 icons of their chosen fc. • a drabble featuring their chosen characters/otp OR a starter in their chosen verse.  • one screencap promo + description.

Three third prize winners will get:

• a pack of 25 icons of their chosen fc. • one screencap promo + description.