Live for yourself not others

Signal boost about rapists getting paternity rights in the event of pregnancy.

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

the guy that made these vines died of cancer and ryan gosling finally ate his cereal in his honor x

Please

also drink water

Don’t take anything unless you know what it is, and don’t mix things, from personal experience it can end very badly

and if you try stuff like mushrooms or LSD or speed, please keep a friend who didn’t drop anything around to keep an eye on you and get you medical assistance in case of an emergency.

Don’t hold back from calling for an ambulance because you’re afraid you’ll get in trouble. EMTs don’t care what you took, they just want to save your life.

This cannot be stressed enough.

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

Think about those questions.

STOP, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

This is too adorable!!

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

I DONT SEE WHY WE’RE BEING BLAMED FOR MEN TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK WOMEN HAVE WINGED EYELIDS OR BRIGHT RED LIPS.

The Last Comment!!!!!

What actual friendship is like

Maggie and the giant beast or something omg yes