IT TAKES A CERTAIN GRACE.

 A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF NETFLIX’S CAOS PROMPTS, * WARNING: TRIGGERS APPLY; SATANIC WORSHIP, DEATH, GORE & CANNIBALISM. CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❛    i feel bad for her, living in that house, all alone.   ❜

❛  i see the bad moon arising, i see trouble on the way.   ❜

❛   hello?  ❜

❛   help me, please .. ❜

❛    you poor creature, my cottage is just down the road.   ❜

❛   did we just watch different movies?   ❜

❛    the only person you’re going to scare is yourself.    ❜

❛   1692, 13 witches were hung in the woods, their angry spirits haunt the woods.   ❜

❛   how do you know so much, about witches?  ❜

❛   no, [ name ], we’ll have none of your necromancy.   ❜

❛   you can bury it in the pet cemetery.   ❜

❛   familiars are goblins taking on the role of animals.   ❜

❛   when your fully a witch, you’ll be younger longer.   ❜

❛   your only supposed to miss things after you say goodbye to them, right? ❜

❛   i am continuously missing everything.   ❜

❛   now, spirits, we will wait.   ❜

❛    we don’t want half - breeds at the academy.  ❜

❛    and who exactly are you calling a half - breed?   ❜

❛   isn’t that what you are? half witch, half mortal? ❜

❛   i’m not going to be baited and bullied by you.  ❜

❛    what are you doing?   ❜

❛    a curse. you’re cursing me. ❜

❛    stepped into some poison ivy, got to wash it off of me.   ❜

❛    if truly i am cursed today, let water wash the hex away.   ❜

❛    there’s nothing we can’t handle, as long as we’re being honest with each other.  ❜

❛    we all signed the book and proudly, i might add.    ❜

❛    the path of night or the path of light but not both.   ❜

❛    witches without covens are easy pickings.   ❜

❛   a witch hunter? is that possible? ❜

❛    could of been a movie star if chosen, like cousin montgomery.  ❜

❛    when i was your age, i signed my name in the book of the beast.   ❜

❛   us girls didn’t have any options back then.   ❜

❛   you’ll be the death of me and i’ll be death of you.   ❜

❛   i’m pretty into comics and graphic novels.   ❜

❛    isn’t that why you summoned us?   ❜

❛    they’re your enemies, you’ll have to do most of the work. ❜

❛   you’re not meddling in mortal affairs again, are you?  ❜

❛   she annoyed me, so i killed her and buried her in the yard.   ❜

❛    you could have warned me. ❜

❛    save your breath, we know you lied, you’re a terrible lair.   ❜

❛   we don’t need a reason to torment mortal boys. ❜

❛    i want both, i want freedom and power.   ❜

❛   he’ll never give you that, thought of you or any of us having both terrifies him.  ❜

❛   eventually there will come a time when i bury you and you stay buried.   ❜

❛    it’s my satan given right to kill you as many times as i please.  ❜

❛    it’s better to forget the mortal world.   ❜

❛    how clever, you’re dressed as your future. ❜

❛     are you willing to place our dark lord above all other’s in your life? ❜

❛    show me mercy, please .. please, dark lord.   ❜

❛    i am worthy of your love by kissing your beautiful feet.   ❜

❛    i admire your defiance, girl/boy.   ❜

❛    you think you can defeat me? you cannot.  ❜

❛    your flesh is mortal and in the end, all mortal flesh must burn.   ❜

❛    i’m not going to the academy to hook up with hot warlocks.   ❜

❛   i’m going to learn how to defeat the dark lord.   ❜

❛    what about classes like conjuring, rituals, demonology? ❜

❛    why do you have to be such a warlock slut all the time?   ❜

❛   i don’t need you to tell me my business.   ❜

❛    this .. this was a mistake.    ❜

❛   the thing i carved more than anything in the world was revenge.   ❜

❛    we’re going to play a game.   ❜

❛    perhaps your life could do with more purpose.   ❜

❛   must you be negative about every idea that i have?  ❜

❛   a demon, demon. a scary demon.   ❜

❛    not the devil, [ name ], a demon, in the house.   ❜

❛   what do you mean a demon? what kind of demon?  ❜

❛   now that is how you trap a demon.   ❜

❛   never open a magic box if you don’t know what’s inside it.  ❜

❛    mother of demons? you abandoned me, mother.  ❜

❛    i believe, i’m in the wrong nightmare …   ❜

❛   well, now that you’ve done it, how’s it taste? your heat?   ❜

❛   you know what they say, you can’t polish a turd.  ❜

❛    once i wake you up, you must run.   ❜

❛    praise satan!   ❜  

❛   can witches perform exorcisms?   ❜

❛   my mortal friends are talking about demons, what if they talk about witches next?  ❜

❛   give me their names and i’ll make sure they stop talking about anything.   ❜

❛   maybe i can find out the demon’s name and what it wants.   ❜

❛   having a name is always helpful.   ❜

❛   leave? why would i do that? its so nice and warm and sinful in here.    ❜

❛    you’re not even here, how rude …    ❜

❛   it felt like he was slithering down my throat.   ❜

❛   demons have an awful sense of humor. can you blame them? they live in hell.    ❜

❛   do you think that god could be punishing me?   ❜

❛   so if witches can’t perform exorcisms then what can they … we do?   ❜

❛   that worm will burrow its way back to hell where it belongs.    ❜

❛   nothing. nothing has happened. which is the problem.   ❜

❛   i mean, how am i ever going to out wit the dark lord?    ❜

❛   your poor, weak, feeble heart couldn’t handle the strain, could it?   ❜

❛   out wit the dark lord? why, [ name ], what ever do you mean?   ❜

❛   this doesn’t happen as much as it used to, us walking home together.   ❜

❛   why does it look like the texas chainsaw massacre has been nailed to our door?   ❜

❛    what happened to the people? the hill people?   ❜

❛   wait, you want this? you want to be sacrificed?    ❜

❛   if you wanted to escape, i would happily look the other way.   ❜

❛   i don’t know what happens when we die, it’s impossible to know.   ❜

❛  yes but what do you believe?   ❜

❛   you’re killing the mood, either get in or get out.   ❜

❛   oh, you had me at boys to torment.   ❜

❛   and satan knows, who we might chance upon in the woods.   ❜

❛   i’ll tell ya, i’ve seen some strange things out here.   ❜

❛   once a hunter, always a hunter.   ❜

❛   you believe that, [ name ], after what we just saw?    ❜

❛   how’s your faith in the mortal boy any different than my faith in the dark lord?    ❜

❛   why is your faith more valid than mine?    ❜

❛   does dying hurt?    ❜

❛   are you talking about a resurrection spell?    ❜

❛   necromancy is one or the darkest and dangerous of sacred magics.   ❜

❛   why are we burying her here? why not just leave her in the woods?    ❜

❛   why must you always assume the universe grant you special privileges?    ❜

❛   there is no cheating fate.    ❜

❛   you’ve crossed a line. no, no, you’ve completely erased it.   ❜

❛   there’s no reason to think that the spell will fail.   ❜

❛   you’re playing with life and death and you don’t even know the basics.   ❜

❛   you lied to me. you did the one thing that i told you not to do.    ❜

❛   the witch you killed and brought back to life is getting sicker and sicker.

❛  you’ve opened pandora’s box.    ❜

❛   we are standing in a grave, all of us and you want to dig it deeper.    ❜

❛  you don’t know what i’m capable of.   ❜

❛   everything has a price.   ❜

❛   i can see things, things i shouldn’t be able too.    ❜

❛   but what does it mean to be witch?   ❜

❛   why are you virgins so aggressive?    ❜

Adjust to fit your muse however!

I need to take a crap and a nap, and I don’t need an audience!

Instead of paying for the cruise, I signed us up as dance hosts. That’s why it’s free.

We’re not working. We’re dancing and cavorting! 

He’s a real prick. Control freak. A friggin’ NA.ZI. Classic megalomaniac. Not a nice man.

I always cry at sailings… they’re so romantic!

Is that cologne or Armor-all?

Can’t believe it. The man actually opens for himself.

I’m your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base. 

Yeah I went to college. It’s a little place called “F.U.”

We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about your friend; he’s taking the longest piss in freaking recorded history!

We danced all night on our wedding night, and we never stopped dancing for 45 years of marriage.

Enjoying the company of a stunning lady is all I wish to take away from this experience.

If a whale loses its mate, it never takes another.

I promised a couple chest butchers that I’d have a brandy with them.

You have a most terrible accent. Where did you learn (Japanese)?

I outta sue you guys, everything around here is so slippery and wet!

When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there’s a broad.

I got one lined up: rich– “Texas rich”.

S/he has an ass so beautiful, it’s a shame s/he has to sit down on it.

I think a man should always tell a woman the truth before she falls in love with him, otherwise, how do you know it’s real?

The wine and cheese tasting is at 4, but use moderation. The last thing I need is a bunch of flatulating dance hosts staggering around the ship!

The first day you were sniffing around here like a hound dog? I knew you’d be back.

Behave yourself. I saw the way you were staring at my daughter’s chest.

You’ve never done any real gambling, have you? I’m not talking money, I’m talking LIFE.

I’m waiting for my sexual prime

Oh I had him neutered. Except I used an attorney, not a doctor.

I like lying here on the couch. It’s the puppy dog in me.

She’s a beautiful woman with a lot of money, how do you want me to look at her?

Open your heart to sad, frightened old man!

This is called: “the Brazilian Creep.” In Brazil, of course, it’s just called “the creep”.

I feel ravaged…*Thank* you.

There’s no such thing as too late. That’s why they invented death!

I didn’t think I’d kiss anybody that way again.

She says she wants you in her room: ASPCA…ASAP.

Why do you look at me as if I were nothing but trouble?

That is above and beyond the call of duty! 

I would be honored if you took my last name and put it on your bank account.

How’d it go with Daddy Warbucks?

You not only snagged yourself a millionaire, you’re gonna have laughs too!

You’re here now. You’re living, you’re breathing, you have a choice!

I’m not authorized to throw your ass overboard, but I’ll do it!

You know, I find it hard to believe, but you really are an asshole.

I feel so much better, that’s very reassuring, we have a FUNNY pilot!

From the first moment I saw you on that ship… it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.

HA! A couple of Gold Diggers coming up empty, that’s terrific!

                    a  collection  of  lines  from  the  amc  tv  show  ;  mature  content  may  be  used,  and  as  always,  feel  free  to  adjust  as  applicable. 

‘  if you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation.  ’

‘  sometimes we don’t get to choose where our talents lie.  ’

‘  of course i love you. i’m giving up my life to be with you, aren’t i ?  ’ 

‘  we should get married.  ’

‘  you think i’d make a good ex-wife ?  ’

‘  the reason you haven’t felt love is because it doesn’t exist.  ’

‘  love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.  ’

‘  that poor girl. she doesn’t know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.  ’

‘  this never happened. it will shock you how much this never happened.  ’

‘  i feel bad for you.  ’

‘  i don’t think about you at all.  ’

‘  someday you’ll be glad i made this decision.  ’

‘  well, aren’t you lucky ?  to have decisions.  ’ 

‘  i have been watching my life, it’s right there. i keep scratching at it, trying to get into it, and i can’t.  ’

‘  i’d say go to hell, but i never want to see you again.  ’

‘  am i the only one who can drink and work at the same time  ?  ’

‘  i’m glad this is an environment where you feel free to fail.  ’

‘  i hope she knows that you only like the beginnings of things.  ’

‘  i told him to be himself. that was pretty mean, i guess.  ’

‘  you old men love building golden tombs and sealing the rest of us in with you.  ’

‘  i know everything about you, and i still love you.  ’

‘  every time i look back, all the good stuff was with you.  ’

‘  did you ever think about the number of things that had to happen for me to get to know you  ?  ’ 

‘  you’re not a good person. you never were, and you know exactly what i’m talking about.  ’

‘  i married you, and i’m going to be with you ‘til i die … which could be this afternoon.  ’

‘  you are the finest piece of ass i’ve ever had, and i don’t care who knows it.  ’

‘  i’ve got to learn a lot of people’s names before i fire them.  ’ 

‘  you’re a house cat. you’re very important, and you have very little to do.  ’ 

‘  i’m not a solution to your problems. i’m another problem.  ’ 

‘  why does everybody need to talk about everything  ?   ’ 

‘  if i’m going to die, i’m going to die in manhattan.  ’

‘  men don’t take the time to end things. they ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate.  ’

‘  you know you’re cute as hell.  ’

‘  you’re not dying for me because i never liked you.  ’ 

‘  you’re nothing but a liar. an aging, sloppy, selfish liar.  ’ 

‘  i worry about a lot of things, but i don’t worry about you.  ’ 

‘  not to get too deep before cocktail hour, but do i need to remind you of the finite nature of life  ?  ’

‘  i think about how you came into my life, and how you drove me crazy. now i don’t even know what to do with myself because all i want to do is be with you.  ’

‘  you make everything okay. you always do, no matter what.  ’

‘  what did you ever do that was so bad  ?  ’

‘  check your calendar for valentine’s day: masturbate gloomily.  ’

‘  don’t be a stranger.  ’

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ You’ve tasted the power. How can you not want more? ❜

❛ What is it you care about so much? ❜

❛ If you’d like to see what I’m capable of, just watch. ❜

❛ None of us are worth saving unless we’re all worth saving. ❜

❛ You are the heart of this Pack. Without you, it’s nothing. ❜

❛ So maybe they’re wrong. Maybe this whole system of rules is wrong. ❜

❛ This secret. It doesn’t protect us. It kills us. ❜

❛ There is no middle ground. I don’t make these rules. ❜

❛ You left me to fend for myself and nothing is resolved? ❜

❛ I think it’s understated, with a hint of whimsy. ❜

❛ You’re asking me to risk everything. ❜

❛ When you first saw me, what did you think? ❜

❛ What the hell is that supposed to mean? ❜

❛ You’re chasing the wrong enemy. ❜

❛ I hate that it took me so long to find you. ❜

❛ Hidden military bases aren’t supposed to be easy to find. If I could I would, but I can’t fly around looking for red roofs and lavender. ❜

❛ You witches and your talk of communing with nature and you don’t know enough not to wear heels in the forest. ❜

❛ I just feel so powerless. ❜

❛ You want to end this now? ❜

❛ It’s sort of like a gin hangover. Or, worse, schnapps. ❜

❛ It’s like a witchy Skype call or witchy Face Time. ❜

❛ I don’t believe in ghosts and neither do you, right? ❜

❛ I don’t laugh at much anymore. ❜

❛ Everyone’s afraid of something, even the devil. ❜

❛ I’m from nowhere and even I wouldn’t say this place is somewhere. ❜

❛ You sacrificed our love for my life. ❜

❛ Seems a waste. All this history, torched if we go down. ❜

❛ Say what you really need to say. ❜

❛ Neither of us can change the past. ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ You gave us quite a scare. ❜

❛ I’m so scared. My heart’s going to explode. ❜

❛ I have to get out of here! ❜

❛ I’ll come back for you when I can. ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ Are you mad? It’s all gone to hell in a handbasket. ❜

❛ Better to face the music. Even if it is a swan song. ❜

❛ I hear you’ve had a change of heart. ❜

❛ You always were such a serious child. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ Just one more thing I need to fix. ❜

❛ I’ll be right back. ❜

❛ I’m going to miss the hell out of you. ❜

❛ Did you sleep? ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I convinced myself that one morning I would just wake up and they’d be there. ❜

❛ What we have here is violence and death. ❜

❛ Of course I’m angry! How can you you be so complacent? ❜

❛ Being consumed with bloodlust is not in your nature. ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

rp sentence starters using lines from richard siken’s work , war of the foxes.  

from the work of  amanda lovelace  ,  the mermaid’s voice returns in this one   (  consider supporting the author  ) .  pronouns  (  he , she , they , i , etc  )  &  tenses can be adjusted as needed

A collection of grungy Crowley-at-the-air-base photos (with Aziraphale - and bonus Neil Gaiman)

From the Good Omens TV Companion:

“Deep, deep down,” says Jack Whitehall, “beneath the freezing depths, I did enjoy filming that scene.  It took us days, with twenty pages of dialogue, but to be working with all those people was so exciting.”

( * a series of prompts taken from will connolly’s album caterpillars of the commonwealth. feel free to change pronouns. some prompts feature mentions of drugs

Odd2even (A Newer Sleep)

“This fortress built by nature for herself.” 

“I watched it all hit rock bottom.” 

“Now I watch the clock tick, tock, from odd to even, odd to even.” 

“The theater’s built with innovation.”

“Mortal coils motored by oil, so dull.”

“A new version with every new city.” 

“A newer sleep under a newer sun.” 

Caterpillars (Of the Commonwealth)

“Lips are twitching, so you crack a smile.”

“You’ve been conditioned to listen and wait.”

“Move an inch and I will trek a mile.”

“You know you’ll always be my valentine.”

“Now, swear to god that you will never tell.”

“You can stay, make yourself at home.”

“You’ve got potential, little parasite.”

“'Cause I’m a gentleman.”

“I said no, you need to know your role.”

“I said no, it’s all under control.”

“Oh, that was so long ago. I don’t even know.” 

“She’s nothing, nothing to me.”

“I said more photographs may come to light.”

“I said I’m sorry, and I’m seeking help.”

Bohemian Groove Pt. 1 (Invitation) 

“I know what it’s for.”

“The future’s a void.”

“These pills don’t relax me.”

“And all my friends have surpassed me.”

“Showbiz is a fickle bitch.”

“This is senseless. Struggling is senseless.” 

“Satisfaction guaranteed.” 

“This is senseless. Success is so senseless.” 

“No, I can’t live like this.”

“'Cause it’s senseless.” 

Bohemian Groove Pt. 2 (Cremation) 

“Celebrate, bro; you’re at the club.”

“It’s fate, you’ve waited for so long, I know.”

“Have a beer, bro, and have a fifth.”

“We’re safe, we’re gated, closeted, alone.”

“Take a hit bro, pass it to the left.”

“It’s like tradition.”

“Tonight we’ll dance like no one’s watching.”

“No one can stop us, we’re the cops.”

“You can’t imagine all the strings we pull.”

Backstage (Don’t Ask)

“I believe you knew what you were doing.”

“The look on your face says it all.”

“This will set me back years"

“A new dawn, new day.”

“I don’t ask anymore.”

“'Cause how the hell can you tell when it’s lasted years?”

“I don’t know if I believe you knew what you were doing.” 

Clouds

“I’m as high as the clouds.”

“My whole life in the clouds.”

“And I’m never coming down.”

“One time I thought that peace was a wide open door.” 

“I live half awake, I fall half asleep.”

“I feel half the pain and half the relief.”

“I have to “share”, pretend to care.” 

“I lose half my will, half my curiosity.”