*(unsuffering)*

“What if she wants to marry both of us? Are you going to be the one to tell Wonder Woman no? Because I definitely won’t be. I know she could kick my ass if I told her no to marrying you and me, so I think I’ll let her do what she wants. Or, like, maybe she wants to marry me and keep dating you, like I’m totally fine with that.”

lexie: ugh i'm not excited

lexie: as i'll ever be i guess

lexie: okay what

remus: a stick.

remus: i told you it was bad

cece: fuck

cece: i stopped at another bar on my way

cece: i don't remember getting home tbh

cece: don't hate me

daisy: i don't hate you

daisy: are you alright tho?

Connor chuckled softly from the end of the bed. “How’d ye even come ta know tha’ fact? Like what am I no’ readin’ ta have that kinda useless knowledge.” He uncrossed his arms and moved to sit on the bed, reaching up to feel her forehead, ignoring or not noticing that it made his sleeve hike enough to show a peek of his old track marks. “I promise, yer organs are not fallin’ out. Yer just sick as fuck. But I slipped a little whiskey inta yer tea, so ye should feel a little better at least.” He grinned and shrugged. “When I was little me mum, before me dad left her, she used ta put whiskey in me tea. Not much, just a little. I swear it worked, I got better faster than me friends.”

“What do you want?” Remus said, turning his head in a most annoyed manner as he looked at the other in the doorway. “Can’t you see I’m busy planning where I’m going to get drunk this weekend?”

“Come on! That was my best joke!” Noah said, trying to stop his fit of laughter but was entirely unsuccessful. “I can’t even stop laughing. How come you don’t think it’s funny? It’s ingenious!”

Daisy: Guten Tag!

Daisy: I thought you said you were gonna come see me at the bar last night?

Daisy: or did I get the day wrong?

Remus: I'm gonna tell you a really bad joke and you can't me mad

Remus: ready?

“Listen, just because we no longer have any children in the house doesn’t mean you get to be like ‘you can’t wear the gash darn flower crown’...” Noah said, his hands moving sassily to his hips as he looked down at Selena. “Frankly, I don’t have to listen to you. You’re like a foot shorter than me and can’t even get the crown off my head. Plus, I look sexy as heck in this. The flowers really bring out my eyes, and my abs...it’s a babe magnet of a flower crown. That’s what it is. You know I’m definitely getting laid in this thing. Try and say no. It’s a babe magnet.”

“Have you every listened to the song Jump Then Fall by Taylor Swift?” William asked as he walked into the kitchen, knowing he could most likely find Jack in there. Ever since they moved in together, it’s been a lot easier for William to be himself and openly talk about whatever is on his mind. “I mean, if you haven’t it’s fine but I was just wondering because the song reminds me of you...” He said softly, hoping up to sit on the counter and watch the other do whatever it is he was doing in here. “There’s a line that goes ‘I like the way you’re everything I ever wanted’ and that’s the line that makes me think of you because you’re everything I ever wanted and I think that should be our song...”

“So I had this idea today...” Parker said, looking excitedly at Cam. The light in her eyes was practically brighter than the sun and she couldn’t stop smiling. “So like...for halloween...I know we’re in college and all but maybe we could still dress up?” She suggested softly. “Because I want to be Cinderella so you can be Prince Charming...because you’re my Prince Charming. And you always have been. So not only will we have the best costumes but then I can kiss you and we can dance around the living room and then when it’s all over we can cuddle in bed and watch the Cinderella movie...” Parker realized she was rambling and quickly shut up. “I know dressing up with me will make you seem less cool to your friends but I’d still like to know what you think.”