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celebrities who have porn star lookalikes
1 - Ellen Paige : Ariel Rebel
2 -Scarlett Johansson : Amanda from X-Art
3 - Kate Mara : Little Caprice
4 - Michelle Trachtenberg : Missy Stone
5 - Kristen Bell : Kenzi Marie
6 - Sarah Silverman : Joanna Angelkristen
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In no particular order and it’s late so I’m doing this off the top of my head so if I forget you im so sorry but know that I love you okay
seventh-lion
tantaclaus
natalieclare
omn0mnomm
princesssquibby
greengoddess9613
whoopsguessnot
fakealiens
heaventower
himebot
candiedmoon
psy-faerie
plur-maid
infinite-introspection
missjediflip
kittenbearofficial
moon-cosmic-power
kougrapaws
edm4thesoul
fawnkitten
obviouslime
ajna-sky
pastelkittycoco
permabummed
plur-pride
anjunaholic
blackcrystal22
ghoulific
black-0-lantern
moonprism-powerr
without-a-trance
trapthot
positivelypinkie
reeganthesexgod
doiseecol0r
mashyumaro
xdemikayx
stoneslaylike-bones
deanandhepburn
rohan-will-answer
alien-glitter-fiend
shopmaturecontent
mahouprince
anthony-samaniego
beibadgirl
cyberrghetto
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fuckblink182
gentleghetto
gurlsunderyou
projectdoll
houseofclamp
daddysprettylilkitty
daddysbbgirl
cheap-bliss
milk-roses
kimmyblunt
kajsaunicorn
spacekiitten
space——junk
princesscunny
kittiesncream
kandii-monster
duchesskittens
daddys-dumpling
baby-ufo
cyberella0nsite
daddysbbgirl
sparkypinkiepie
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magickdance
digitalmind
heavenly-stars-above
starcadet
ufo-cat
4chansey
glittery—vodka
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pukeprince
thehopefulcoventry
soda-float
enchanted-cosmos
enoughs
kimmyblunt
gabber-princess
happyalarm
raversaurusrex
nopants-trancedance
beibadgirl
lunarm0xie
milkbbi
hellokristenx
yung-leezy
jeweledqueen
princess-aries
princessalienglitter
trance-only
trance-kitten
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night-lites
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Cheat Sheets for Writing Body Language
We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.
by Amanda Patterson
You guys, this is such a great chart especially for budding writers. Sometimes it’s more effective to show a character being bored or excited or shocked without explicitly saying so.
#83 “We are trained from birth to please and defer to men, to be demure and let people do things to us.”
Hi,
This is a long email. Read it very carefully, please, if you can. This may be shocking to read, but it’s all feedback written with positive intentions and if you’re interested at all in what a woman finds pleasurable, you’ll thank me for writing it. I’ve put a lot into this, a lot of truthful stuff. I know it’s a long email, so apologies for that. You’ll need a long time to take it in. Here goes.
I found it hard to get to sleep because of how I feel about what happened last night, so I need to get this out before I chicken out! I’m not sure what response I expect, but I think it’s important to be honest and truthful because I have some issues with how the latter part of the night played out.
Women’s bodies are complex; they need to be listened to. In general, I have to tell you this, even though it’s hard to say and hear: your overall style is just much too aggressive and forceful. Some of it was fun to be on the end of, some of it really wasn’t.
Women lie about what they like in bed because we are raised from birth to take treatment and receive behaviours and not tell the truth about what we want/like. And there were some behaviours you indulged in that felt very ‘porny’ – I would have expected that from a younger man, but you, frankly, are old enough to know better. It was not too far away from that scene in American Psycho where he’s fucking the girl and flexing his muscles in the mirror! It was like you’d seen things in porn and were acting them out. There was just the most basic errors being made - you weren’t responsively listening to what I liked.
When you start touching a breast, and it causes a little noise of pleasure, you carry on doing just that - you don’t speed up or go rough. My tit is not a piece of dough you are trying to knead. My nipple is not the button on a radio, where you’re trying to find the right station. A tit should not be pulled. It was all just far too brash and aggressive and simply unenjoyable - it made me worry that if we did have sex, you’d hurt me, not because of penis size, but because you would just be banging away, I fear, and it would be painful and, frankly, self-centred. I’m not saying sex all has to be very soft and gentle, but you have to read signals, and you weren’t doing that. Fingering is another problem. At the beginning, you were finding a decent spot just between the lips and you should have been able to read that I was getting somewhere. But then you went off, you couldn’t find the spot, and the rest of it was like when you’ve got a stain of ink on your arm you’re trying to rub off. It was doing nothing for me. You were just in the wrong place, too high up. There is no point in rubbing anyone’s pubic mound. It’s not where the good stuff is! Again, you are old enough to know better.
Now imagine if you did find the right spot, you did get to the clit and you made me come. Now imagine if I then pulled my pants up and said, “That was great! I gotta get the train, this was fun.” You’d be shocked if I left you with blue balls. And you’d be 100% right to be a little pissed. So after you’d come (which was fine, I have no problem with that, not at all, my clothes are in the wash, lol), you just pulled your pants up and started to leave! Like the night was over because you came! Now that was fucking wrong, and I think you know that. There *should* be a point of pride in this - making a woman come is not easy, it takes some work, and I tell you, when I got home and wanked, I came in less than a minute. Again, you should know that I wasn’t far off just due to generally being aroused.
I’m not sure our styles are right for fitting together. There’s a general point to be made here, which I hope you can take on: not only do women lie about what they like/are enjoying, but they don’t speak up in bed when things aren’t right - so I am speaking up. I’m not trying to be/do anything, but provide useful feedback for future sexual encounters. But I can imagine that every woman you’ve had sex with has felt the same way. It was all a bit arrogant and narcissistic and over-confident. If you ask a woman what the worst thing a man does in bed, they will likely say, “When he pushes my head on his dick.” That was literally a dick move. A blow job is a sensitive, vulnerable act. I love giving them. The person doing so is in control and for me, nothing’s more of a mood killer than feeling a hand on my head. It felt like you were thinking - I’ve seen this in porn, no woman has ever said it’s not cool, I’ll do that. But you need to know - it’s not cool. I control how far in my throat your dick goes. Pushing it further in felt really over the line. Kudos to you for apologising - I appreciated that, though it shouldn’t have happened in the first place. Again, you may think, this chick’s crazy, women don’t feel this way. We do. We lie. We are trained from birth to please and defer to men, to be demure and let people do things to us.
Let’s set aside the “women are equal, we’re in a post-feminism world/sexism is over” bullshit you came up with. A quick search of a website called Everyday Sexism will prove you wrong. I could send you 200 articles that disprove this. That’s a side issue! I’m not saying that in sex, it all has to be gentle lovemaking. There is a time and place for something a bit harder and faster, of course there is. But you’re not going to get a girl to enjoy (rather than pretend to enjoy) what you do until you slow down and tone down the aggression. You must think - I’ve made tons of girls come! They all loved it! Maybe some did. In fact, with the head-pushing thing, you cited the old “girls have told me they like that” line. You have to understand that some women can be passive in bed and will quite often lie or simply not speak up about what we want. It’s not statistically likely that every woman who told you she liked to have a dick pushed down her throat was telling you the truth! Sure, there are moments when women like to get fucked really hard, but on the whole, we are just getting bad sex from men who bang away for their own pleasure - it’s a cliché. I appreciated very much the verbal encouragement and compliments. That felt great! But you also must know it’s yet another porny behaviour, stolen from dialogue. (“Yeah baby, you suck cock so good, etc.- it’s like something from a bad movie! I personally rather enjoyed hearing that, so it’s not at all a problem for me, it was great to hear! But yeah, porno cliché, lol)
I know you think the way you conduct yourself is just a reflection of passion and excitement, and you did say, “My Greek side comes out.” However, from my side of it, it was a sexual encounter that I enjoyed some of, but disturbed me a little bit, too, to the point where I’m not sure if I want to have sex with you. So, really, I think it might be best if we cut our losses and put it down to experience. But I do hope you can just listen and not let your pride be hurt - your future girlfriends will be grateful!
I understand if you don’t want to respond at all or if you think, “That chick’s fucking crazy!” But I implore, if you can’t listen to me, at least think about what it took to write this. It’s not often women are honest; there is something to learn here about listening to signals and reading them well. I understand if you can’t reply, because it’s a fucking crazy email to get at 9am! I understand 100% if you never want to speak to me again because it must be very weird and kind of horrible to get an email like this.
I had a fun night with you until the end. I hope you take it a bit slower in future, listen a bit more and read signals a bit better. You’ll make more women much happier.
All the best.

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SexySpouseSMS
Played a #HashtagGame to encourage people to send sexy SMS text messages to their spouses. These are the ones I collected online. I cited the bigger collections I found, but a lot were just random posts. And for those who haven’t played #Unfettered read about it here because every wife should teach her husband about her breasts!!
Text your spouse & let me know how it goes! ;-)
Misc
“All I can say is you make my day!”
“Bet you a dollar you can’t make me cum with your mouth.”
“By the way, I am still wearing the smile you gave me this morning. And only the smile. ;-)”
“Can you get off work early? I’d love to get you off before the kids get home from school. ;-)”
“Every day, I love you a little more.”
“Front under renovation. Parking in rear.” Apt for #AnalAugust. #AnalSex
“Glad you are my soulmate.”
“Guess what I am thinking of doing to you right now? Be detailed. ;)”
“I adore you.”
“I am willing to let go of everything but not you.”
“I’d blush if people knew what I was thinking of doing to you right now.”
“If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me/you getting head?”
“If you didn’t have to go to work today I’d stay in bed with you all day long.”
"If you were here right now, I would let you bend me over this table and have your way.”
"I have the sudden urge to kiss you until you take me to bed and have your way with me. It’s just a suggestion…”
“I just had a very sexy thought ;) I wish you were here right now.”
“I licked it. It’s mine!”
“I lost my pants. Can I get into yours?”
“I LOVE being married to you.”
“I love how you can barely contain yourself when I bend over. Did you drop something later tonight? ;-)”
“I love watching you have an orgasm almost as much as I love giving you one.”
“I love when you hold my hand.”
“I love you more than anything. Even sex. And I love sex with you A LOT! :-D”
“I’m gonna spread your legs and show you how much I love you.” or “Spread my legs and show me how much you love me.”
“I miss you so much today. Expect some kissin’ later.”
“I’m madly in love with you.”
“I really want to cuddle with you tonight.”
“I saw you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.”
“I spent time praying for you this morning. Love you!”
“Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d like to tap that…”
“I tasted you in my dream. I woke up knowing what I wanted for breakfast.”
“I think I’m gonna wear my ‘do-me’ heels for our date tonight. ;-)”
“It’s amazing when we make love in <insert position>, it hits the perfect spot.”
“It was hard to say goodbye this morning. Wish I had spent the day to spend in bed with you.”
“Last night was amazing. I miss you already. When is the sequel?”
“Let’s make like fabric softener and #Snuggle.”
“No kids! No panties! No rules!”
“Thanks for dinner last night. It was delicious.”
“Thanks for helping me be the spouse I am called to be.”
“Thank you for being my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.”
“Thank you for supporting me today. If it wasn’t for you, I’d be lost.”
“That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were on you, I’d be coming too.” or “This dress is very becoming on me. And if you were on me, You’d/I’d be coming too.”
“The best thing I see each day is you.”
“There’s a great place to eat, but it doesn’t open till 9. [send pic of legs]” #Cunnilingus #OralSex
“Was there a promise in that kiss this morning? You’ve got me excited! ;-);-)”
“When words aren’t enough to tell you how great you’ve been, remind me to come and kiss you and give you a hug.”
“Words aren’t enough to tell you how wonderful you are.”
“You are my warmth when I feel cold.”
“You bring sunshine into my life! You aren’t the sun, but you’re just as hot.”
“You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great every day.”
“You make me feel special. Thank you.”
“You make my heart melt!”
“You + me + last night = #MakingMeBlush”
“You’ve seen me at my best and my worst, yet love me anyway. Thank you.”
RomanceMe
“Baby, I have the "So Hot For You Syndrome” and I never want to be cured.“
"It takes just one second to think about you but the smile I get last all day.”
SweetyMessages
“Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true. Every time I hear your voice. I fall in love all over again”
“I hope your day is beautiful. For me, you are the most beautiful thing I have in my life.”
“If I could describe love in one word, I’d call it you.”
“Love is too weak a word for what I feel for you. One life is too small a time to express how madly I am in love with you.”
“Remember that I love you with all my being.”
“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl / handsome man in my life?”
HerInterest
“A piece of my heart is always missing when you’re not with me.”
“I am thinking about you and just wanted to say I love you.”
“I can’t explain the way you make me feel when I hear your voice or see your face, but I adore it."
"I just want you to know how much I care, and that you’re always in my thoughts when I can’t be there. As you can clearly see, you mean the world to me.”
“Sex is awesome, but it’s the emotional, spiritual, & physical intimacy we have that makes it mind blowing!
"You are the reason for my smile.”
LoveOfRomance
“After the kids go to sleep tonight, I’ll meet you in our car for a much needed tune-up. Don’t be late!”
“By the way, I am still wearing the smile you gave me this morning.”
“Can you get off early? I really need to see you. In our bed. Naked. Right now.”
“I can’t concentrate on work today…I keep thinking about you, my tongue and your addictive moans.”
“If you could see my thoughts of you right now, you would know why I cannot concentrate on work today.”
“I have been thinking about you a lot today and I was wondering if we could discuss these thoughts. In bed. Naked. Tonight.”
“I just wanted to remind you that if today gets hard for you, I mean like really hard for you, I will be there to lend you a helping hand, touch, kiss or whatever. I am here for you :)”
“I’ll meet you home, I’ll be the one naked with a smile, waiting for you in our bed.”
“I love the outfit you put on this morning baby. Question. How fast do you think I can take it off you tonight?”
“I’m having a postal inspection when you get home. I need to check your package.”
“Just wanted to give you heads up for tonight… I plan on making you moan over and over again, until you tell me to stop.“
"Just wanted to let you know that I love you baby…FYI this text was sent with no clothes on…”
“Lets go away this weekend. I want to see how many times I can get you naked with no interruptions.”
“No one says my name the "way” you do especially when…well you know when don’t you?“
"So many choices to make tonight…should we choose the bed, the wall, the kitchen, the patio, the car?”
“The rain is not the only reason that I am wet today…”
“The sounds we make together when our clothes are gone… Turns. Me. On.”
“Thinking about using your tie that I love so much tonight. Game?”
“You were so hot last night… #CannotStopThinkingAboutWhatYouDid”
OneExtraordinaryMarriage
“I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.”
“Remember that place where we had sex…(insert place)? I kind of want to go there again.”
GoodMorningTextMessages
“I love seeing you happy and my biggest reward is seeing you smile. ”
“You have this incredible way of making my heart happy.”
KinkyQuotes
“A good morning is when you’ll have me for breakfast.”
“Aren’t you supposed to be humping me on hump day?”
“#Breasts are meant to be played with. Wanna play?” #Unfettered
“Every time I see your butt I instinctively want to squeeze and play with it.”
“Hearing you moan is the sexiest sound ever.”
“How I see us in the future? With you on top of me.”
“I absolutely love the sound you make when I’m between your legs.”
“I can’t stop thinking about how amazing your tongue feels down there.”
“I cant wait to taste you tonight.”
“If only I could crawl under your desk and give you an orgasm.”
“I just love how you moan”
“I like teasing you because I love seeing how much you want me.”
“I’ll stop complaining about hump day if you start humping me on it.”
“I lost my orgasm. Can you help me find it?”
“I love breakfast in bed. When the breakfast is you.”
“I love hearing you moan when I slide my tongue from the base to the head.”
“I love it when you go down on me and look up at me.”
“I love it when you grab my ass and pull me closer.”
“I love it when you kiss your way down my body until you’re in between my legs.”
“I love kissing you good morning. Down there.”
“I love messing up the bed with you.”
“I love sharing my bed with you.”
“I love the feeling when my head rests on your chest after a night full of sex.”
“I love the rush I get when you tell me your about to come.”
“I love the warmth of your lips on my body.”
“I love the way you make me feel. (Horny).”
“I love the way you moan when my head is buried between your legs.”
“I love the way your butt move when you walk.” or “I love how you stare at my ass when I walk.”
“I love to see your face between my legs.”
“I love to spend some quality time between your legs.”
“I love to tease you. Want to know how? Find out tonight.” #VisuallyGenerousWife
“I love when you look at my ass like it’s the best thing in the world.”
“I love when you spontaneously go down on me.”
“I love when you tell me that you can’t wait to taste me.”
“I love when you tell me what turns you on.”
“I love when you turn around so I can see your ass.”
“I’m addicted to the sound of all your sexy little moans.”
“I melt when you look me in the eyes, grab my ass and tell me that I’m yours.”
“I’m permanently in love with you and that sexy ass of yours.”
“I really, really want to make out with you right now.”
“I smile whenever I get a dirty message from you.”
“I think we should go and mess up the bed.”
“I think you should take a shower. With me.”
“It’s tough to concentrate on work when I know you’re waiting for me at home.”
“I want to create sexual memories with you.”
“I want to feel your lips everywhere. Especially down there.”
“I want to share everything with you. Especially Orgasms.”
“I want to taste you and feel you in my mouth.”
“I want to tease you before I please you.”
“I want you back in my bed.”
“I want you to discover my body with your tongue.”
“I want you to work me up with an hour of insanely sexy and teasing foreplay.”
“Kiss me. Lick me. Touch me. And smack my ass.”
“Knowing that you love me makes the sex so much better.”
“Let’s burn calories the fun way. I know a great sexercise.”
“Let’s have foreplay in the shower.”
“My/Your ass looks so much better with my/your hands on it.”
“Practice makes perfect. Wanna have sex?”
“Sex floods the brain with a lot of feel good chemicals that relax the brain. Wanna relax with me?”
“Sex is a game where we both win. Wanna play?”
“Sex is a stress reliever. I need to relieve some stress.”
“Swallowing is a sign of love. Can I show you love tonight?”
“Thank you for being the reason I cum.”
“The best hug is the one that comes with a solid ass grab.”
“The best thing about waking up is having you naked by my side.”
“The more we have sex the more sex I wanna have.”
“The only thing I want to do.. Is put my hands on you.”
“There’s something extremely sexy and naughty about a woman who’s completely naked except for high heels. Wanna see?” #WhyWomenWearHeels
“The sexiest thing about you is your smile. And your ass. Yeah..Love your ass. And smile.”
“The sweetest of all sounds is that of your voice. Moaning.”
“They say “do what you love.” I wanna do you.”
“Today sounds like the perfect day to have a lot of sex.”
“Tonight I want you to show my #Breasts the love they deserve.” #Unfettered
“Tonight: surprise me in a sexy way.”
“When I get sexy messages from you. *heart*”
“You are so much more than a great ass and a nice face. But I really, really like your great ass and nice face.”
“You are the best thing to ever happen to my orgasms.”
“You are what I need in my life. And the one I want in my bed.”
BadGirlsBible
“Did I tell you what I call my #Breasts? How about I make introductions tonight?” #Unfettered
“Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans?”
“I don’t like sitting here in work when I could be at home doing sexy things to you.”
“If I could only wear three items of clothing or less tonight, what would you choose for me?”
“If you can guess what color my bra is, I’ll give you a blow job tonight!”
“I had an exciting dream about you last night and have been replaying it in my head all day. Want to try it tonight?”“
"I have a surprise for you later tonight…I think you’re going to like it!”
“I just found a new position that I desperately really want to try with you.” (Maybe browse https://christianfriendlysexpositions.com first?)
“I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you…guess what I was doing!”
“I loved seeing you in that shirt/jeans/top/briefs last night.”
“I’m going to drain every last drop of cum out of you later.”
“I miss feeling your hands all over me, ripping my clothes off and having your way with me.”
“I miss having your arms around me.”
“I’m so excited about our date tonight. If you play your cards right, then you’re going to love what I’ve got planned for later.”
“I’m so excited thinking about seeing you later.”
“I want to hear you breathing in my ear when I make you cum.”
“I want you to scream my name tonight.”
“I was thinking about you in the shower this morning!”
“Last night I had the wildest dream…and you were in it. Naked. And naughty.”
“There is something that makes me crazy wet when you are standing right over me when we’re kissing. I’m going to slowly trace my lips over yours, softly massaging them. Then I’m going to kiss you…from your lips…to your neck…down to your chest…down to your cock. But, I’m not going to take it straight into my mouth. I’m going to keep kissing it until you beg me for more.”
“Tonight I want to slowly kiss my way from your lips down…they only question is how far down will I go?”
“Tonight you’re not allowed to cum until I say so.” #Unfettered
“What are you doing later? Mind if I drop by to blow you?”
“What would you enjoy more tonight: #OralSex or long and slow sex?”
“Why can’t I just be lying beside you in bed instead of working… 🙁”
a comprehensive collection of weird-ass wikipedia articles to read when you're bored
fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially upsetting/tiggering stuff! also when you’re white-knuckled gripping the bedframe at four am because you’re too freaked out to go get a glass of water and you think there’s an axe-murderer in your closet, don’t go a-blamin’ me. you clicked the link.
list of unusual deaths
post-mortem photography
nocebo
list of people who disappeared mysteriously
vrillon
ancient astronauts
list of nuclear/radiation accidents
lord uxbridge’s leg
suspicious incidents at disney parks
demon core
milgram experiment
list of film accidents
collyer brothers
new chronology & phantom time
cosmic latte
list of sexually active popes
spontaneous human combustion
list of methods of torture
cellar door
voynich manuscript
tarrare
list of inventors killed by their own invention
zone of alienation
randy gardner
list of entertainers who died during a performance
dancing mania
vodka eyeballing
tacoma narrows bridge
troy huturbise
list of alleged extraterrestrial beings
lucid dreaming
son of sam law
mary toft
list of banned video games
elizabeth bathory
marvin heemeyer
list of serial killers
quantum suicide
mcdonald’s urban legends
cockle bread
list of reportedly haunted locations
ball lightning
mellified man
armin meiwes
mobius syndrome
moon landing conspiracy theories
the case of taman shud
the euthanasia coaster
capgras delusion
raining animals
voluntary human extinction movement
trepanning
s. a. andrée’s arctic balloon expedition of 1897
list of reported ufo sightings
astral projection
maximum lifespan
oscar the cat
mill ends park
criticality accident
words that mean opposite things
list of video games notable for negative reception
parapsychology
uncombable hair syndrome
gloria ramirez
that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
spite house
john titor
list of unsolved murders & deaths
sleep paralysis
list of common misconceptions
ames room
list of impostors
korean air lines flight 007: alternate theories
list of political decoys
psuedoscientific planets
list of conspiracy theories
sawney bean
loudness war
body farm
list of messiah claimants
lazarus syndrome
betty & barney hill abduction
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Dont worry about any empty blogs. Posts are in the process of being queued up!
Hot Redheads For the hottest redhead girls around!
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Nice tits! For the yummiest tits here!
Strap Ons Pegging, milking, massage, and everything else you can do involving the male rear.
Thick and Sexy The title says it all.
Kinda Gay For the best gay or bi pics around. Maybe and occasional tranny will show up.
Favorites for my personal favorite posts I stumble upon. A mix of everything.
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In this section I will be posting EROTIC stories! Some are fictional, some will be real and others will be stories that you send me of your fantasy date with me or of your personal “Wicked” experience with me! The fictional stories are ones I truly want to come true and I write them to make hubby crazy thinking about what I truly want others to do to and with me and my body! I will be adding pictures as I see fit and if you are sending stories to publish, PLEASE include pictures and or video!
Keeping a long distance relationship thriving
Poolside Threesum
Story from moonie 1967
Cam SEX
Sub for your EVERY Desire
Dinner Guest Pt1
Dinner Guest Pt2
Fan continued Dinner Guest Pt3
Day at the Beach
After Dinner Surprise
Won’t YOU be my Neighbor
A NEW Fuck Buddy
My Shower
Pleasure myself for Hubby
Dominate Me
An Afternoon SEXT with Hubby
Dinner Date
the Gym Slut
a Tantalizing Massage
My FIRST kiss with “THE ONE”!
my First Threesome
Girls Night Out
Submitted story from a Tumblr fan
One Lustful Night
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