self proclaimed.

‘    really?   i  mean.  .  .you  seem  completely  trust  worthy.   like  someone  who  totally  wouldn’t  throw  salt  in  my  face!    ’

                     The truth behind one’s charm is kindness.

❛   …   lighten up:   it’s a  joke   .   ❜

   ❛   i know what you’re here for,   ❜   a pause.    ❛   you’re here in behalf of the landlord ! i told him i’d pay him next friday... are you his son ? you look like you’re part of that one subculture. what’s it called... emo ? punk ?   ❜ 

               saitama had gradually gotten used to people walking up and fawning over his dog uninvited since getting rover,  but usually it was children or teenage girls,  not grown men.  saitama can’t help but feel a little annoyed  —  though rover definitely doesn’t seem to mind,  the dog’s entire body shaking and wiggling with enthusiasm at the stranger’s attention.  saitama cleared his throat.   “his name’s rover.”

   to be honest, he completely forgot the actual owner was there. he literally switched sidewalks to pet the dog, that must give any sign of dedication, right ?  ❛   oh.   ❜ reigen looks up briefly, finally noticing his presence. ❛   well, he kinda looks like a ‘ turnip ‘ to me. you should change his name, he seems to like it better,   ❜ a pat to rover’s head to prompt more excitement and make it pass as agreement, which definitely wasn’t.  ❛   see ? loves it. right turnip ?   ❜   

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