cultural reset

the sotfs experience is like. level packed to the absolute brim with cruel pranks. then an Easy Boss

you used to be able to go into a fromsoft boss with no particular prior knowledge and outside a funny attack every now and then if you understood how the game telegraphed attacks you could beat it first try just reacting to what's happening in front of you

maybe the real darksouls was a company trying to make another darksouls along the way...

give it another 2-4 weeks and ill shed this blog.

i think once im out of the hospital, or at the family house ill close this chapter.

let me suck the trauma out of ur clit

let me suck the stress out of your dick

let me suck the trauma out your dick

real strength comes from having drugs and choosing not to use them unless you're bored

sometimes life is a series of saving drugs while distressed for when your bored and saving drugs when youre bored for when youre distressed

make the nurse giggle, hehe

the giggling nurse: wanna know how, in medical school, i got so far?

a new kind of angel has come to earth it's called transgender woman in her 30s

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