overheard at nevermore academy

wednesday: [tossing him a lighter] here. go wild.

xavier: man, i didn’t bag shit. wednesday picked me up by the neck and put me on her shoulder. and i have no intention of getting off! none!

ajax: [arms crossed and pouting] you’ll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

enid: i’d call wednesday, but i feel safer in jail.

enid: i’m in love with you.

enid: yeah... i'm uh... not hungry.

rowan: oh my god, neither of those are dinosaurs, and there’s 145 million years separating them both. this conversation is a paleontological disaster.

enid: you say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. well, I've got news for you, wednesday. you’re already on the christmas card.

wednesday: vermont.

enid: the secret is, i don’t. i have no control over her whatsoever. this morning, wednesday called my name, and when i showed up to see what was going on, she shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

wednesday: that explains so much.

enid: [shaking] i need to go to the hospital.

wednesday: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

enid: i don't care anymore. surprise me.