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Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth floor of a building where the first floor was a Burger King, and all the elevator buttons I needed to push were also rigged to set off the fire alarm

the window

you know what? that's fair

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

i would like …. many books…. some plants….. a couple of candles…….. and some peace and quiet 

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

If you can't make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that's capable of love.

luv to play Okami and do hot girl shit as amaterasu

shrek is 16 years old today

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Shrek is 21 years old today

Shrek can now drink in the US.

Happy birthday, king.