You: news update, we have been married for almost 6 months now. 6 months and 3 days, and he still gets excited when i come home and say βwhere is husband?β Heβll pop up from wherever he is or whatever heβs doing and say:
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Imagine giving Ruggie the childhood toy he wished he had.
It was only an offhand comment from him, seeing some of his dorm mates getting excited for the holidays, it reminded him of his own childhood, his grandma didn't have the money to buy the toy he wanted, but that's okay, Ruggie knew that they were struggling, so he never asked for anything, he always told his grandma that speeding time with her was enough for him, but even so his granny would save up some money to buy him a tasty treat.
"I would rather spend my money with food anyways." It's what he tells you, after casually telling you one of the most saddest stories you've heard "money is never wasted if it's spent on food y'know?"
He spends that winter with his granny once again, and when he's back from his home, you give him a present.
"it's just a simple gift, but I hope you like it." You sheepishly tell him.
He gives you a shocked look at first, he wasn't expecting anything, especially cause he knows Crowley isn't exactly generous with your monthly allowance, greedy bastard he is, are you trying to gain a favor with him? Or maybe Is this a prank? Is he going to open the gift and get some coal? He gets it okay, sorry for stealing your lunch that day, you don't need to bully him.
After he's done gently unfolding your present, his eyes immediately lock on the toy car in front of him, it's a simple red one, the types he would see the other kids play with, but even a modest little car like that wasn't something his family could afford.
"I know it's not what you expected but I hope you like it- Ruggie are you crying?"
"No I'm not! I just got some sand in my eye dammit!!"
That night he places his gift on his night stand, for some reason when he looks at that toy car, his heart starts beating faster, that's how he knows he's screwed, hyenas are greedy, and when you're so nice to him, he can't help but want more and more.
Thinking about mermaids again and my little head canon about merfolk giving you something precious to court you or propose to you. Like for example in my one rambling of Azul with his coins and giving one to you as a proposal. And I'm thinking about it but the other way around and you don't know the significance or meaning behind the gesture. Gifting something so personal or homemade with love and care to a merfolk, it's like a love confession in a way. In a place like the sea where waves or predators can take things away easily, gifting something important to someone else is a serious matter. Things that are priceless or made with affection, it sends a sign that you think they're just as precious as the thing you hold dear.
And even though the boys know that you possibly don't know just how serious something like that is they still take it and accept it. Because it's you who made it for them, you who they've fancied for quite sometime now. It's selfish in a way to accept a gift like that but they're selfish boys at the end of the day. When it comes to you they always will be. And they'd carry that treasure with them everywhere. Incorporating it into their lives. Whether it's wearing it like Azul or Jade would possibly do, or keeping it close inside a pocket in a jacket like Floyd or Rielle might do. They'd keep it with them, showing other merfolk that their heart was already taken. They'd settle for no one else save you. And when you learn about the significance of it, the culture of such a gesture for merfolk. Well you continue to do it, now with a much more clear intention.
Ace if he found out Yuu never dated anyone before: omg Yuu you're such a loser haha,,, what if I helped you practice kissing π? Like just as a favor since I am your BEST FRIEND u know??? Cause you don't wanna embarrass yourself when u finally stop being single right? What do you mean why I am blushing???
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What if the reason Kalim is always throwing parties, is because he's looking for constant stimuli so he doesn't have to think about how much his life sucks.
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We need more blushing Leona fanarts I am so serious rn
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Kalim and reader with a very Jinshi and maomao-esque dynamic.. π
Reader is oblivious to how much Kalim likes them
no matter how many parties he throws in their name
no matter how much he showers them in riches and jewels
no matter how shocked he is (and jealous he gets) when they're around other guys who are so clearly interested in the reader that it doesn't even go over his head
and no matter how much he begs for you to have sleepovers with him
You never noticed it
You originally worked as one of his assistants, a food taster
being able to eat his food first to test if it's laced with any poisons is a necessity for a future ruler afterall
Naturally, it lead to you going to NRC with him as anyone there could make an attempt to poison him as well, which lead to a lot of time with him
Now, personally, I believe Kalim is able to tell when a dish is poisoned or not very well due to his state of growing up - but he won't deny having another person he can get to know and talk to!
He tried so hard to get your attention - but nothing worked!
You weren't mean to him or anything, you just took his proclaim of love for you as normal kalim behavior and it was killing him
it got to the point where even Jamil was starting to get annoyed by his constant whining about you not noticing his obvious love for you
His care gets its peak where he did receive a poisoned dish, but he wouldn't even let you taste test it in fear of it making you sick (even though you were trained to build a tolerance to it)
this lead many others to believe you two were already together ! which lead to scarabia students to treat you completely different
if anything you were being treated like you guys were already ruling over the kingdom
Which Kalim had no reason to object to such ideals
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Synopsis: Azul has a huge crush on you, but instead of confessing, he tries to win you over by plotting elaborate romantic schemes where you two fall in love, but all his plans keeping going terribly wrong.
Words: 1,9k
Notes: reader is gender neutral, funny fic, Azul fumbles you, BUT there's confessing at the end, obligatory English isn't my first language so ignore any grammar mistakes.
He doesn't know where it stared, it's like one day he woke up and realized he was in love, and like a normal person he immediately started panicking, in love? With the Ramshackle dorm leader out of all people? Get it together Ashengrotto.
Okay, maybe he's being a little harsh, you're not that bad, sometimes you can be clumsy which is kinda of cute, and also you're nosey and keep getting yourself into trouble, which makes him extremely worried for you, not to mention how naive you are, being so nice to a shady guy like him, and even Jade and Floyd too, all though he's way better than those two slippery eels, smarter and more handsome too, so you should spent more time with him instead of those two.
Alright he's loosing the plot, what's important is, what's the best way to make you fall in love with him? Of course there's the classic love potion, but Azul is a octopus with standards, I mean drugging someone to love you? That seriously low even for him, so he comes up with a better ideia, he'll be the protagonists of a romantic drama, and you my dear, will be his partner. Surely you will fall for him, he just needs to create the perfect scenario for you to do so.
He'll start with the classics; you two will accidentally bump into each other, you will clumsily drop all your books, and Azul as the gentleman he is will help you pick it up, your hand will accidentally brush against his and you will start blushing, realizing how soft his hands areβ (he started moisturizing then everyday for this occasion), then quickly get up embarrassed and run away while softly thanking him, but soon you will realize you can't stop thinking about the kind and handsome Azul Ashengrotto, and how charming he is.
Then you two will eventually meet again at the library, where he will casually take notice of your struggling with chemistry, offer you his help, you will go to his dorm, to his bedroom, just the two of you alone, and you will notice how smart he is and fall for him, it's the perfect plan.
He's not a stalker okay? he just knows where your next class is and he's going to coincidentally wait in the corner so he can put his plan into action. Unfortunately for him, he forgot to calculate the amount of strength necessary for colison, instead of light bumping into each other, you end up getting hit by his shoulder hard, which causes you to loose balance, trip and fall, hitting your face on the floor, Azul is mortified.
"Oh my sevens are you okay prefect?" He immediately kneels down to your side.
"Jesus my nose hurt."
Oh sevens, their nose is bleeding, fuck, how did you mess this up, alright Azul calm down you can fix this, just keep your cool and don't panic.
"Don't worry perfect I will kindly escort you to the infirmaryβ"
"HOLY FUCK Y/N WHAT HAPPENED"
He should have guessed your friends Ace and Deuce aren't going to be far behind you, they immediately rush to your side, in normal circumstances Deuce would've told Ace off for swearing but now, they're both too worried about you.
"Hold on to my shoulder prefect I'll carry you to the infirmary!" Deuce puts an arm around your waist and raises you to your feet, he might be and ex delinquent but his muscles are as fresh as ever.
Azul stands there and watches them leave, they're so focused on you they didn't even acknowledge his presence. Well at least he saves himself from some of the embarrassment, and he has time to come up with a plan to make it up to you, and maybe some extra time hide himself in his room while regretting his existence too.
That afternoon he decides to sends you a lovely boque of flowers to wish you good health, a mixture of Chrysanthemums, baby's breath, and some roses, it's a way to express his emotions, while not having to say it out loud.
A day after your visit to the infirmary Azul 'coincidentally' bumps into you again, not physically this time, but in a metaphoric way, catching your presence in the corridor.
"What a coincidence perfect" he gives you a rather forced smile, he had to hype himself just to talk to you, the yesterday incident is gone disturb his sleep for at least 2 months. "So did you enjoy the make up gift I gave you?"
You look at him with an adorable confused expression.
"What gift?"
He feel a single drop of sweat running thought his neck.
"The boque...?"
"Oh" you give him a chuckle "Grim ate the flowers he does that sometimes with my garden lol, but thanks."
You give him a little friendly tap on the shoulder, and keep walking, ignorant to Azul's internal suffering.
What do you mean Grim ate his carefully arranged flowers? Is that even healthy for him? And why did you say lol out loud? What does that even mean? He's getting a headache, he's going back to his dorm and getting some Tylenol, this is enough for today.
Alright, he didn't expect that cat and those two idiots to give his plans so much troubles, he needs to make a new scheme now.
How about something indirect? A charming letter from your 'secret admirer', he almost started blushing just thinking about it, the mystery and allure of it all, there's nothing more romantic than this!
"Do not mess this up Jade."
"Yes hoursewarder."
Azul's good old reliable vice housewarden, unlike his chaotic twin brother, Jade is a refined gentleman, at least is what he appears to be at first, you've know him long, behind his facade he's a worse schemer than you are, but still even with his sadistic nature there's no one more trustworthy to carry this out.
He paces around his office, filled with anxiety and excitement, surely you two had some difficulties, but this will make for it, he's certain of it. The door opens and his head immediately shoots into the direction, Jade has the exact same expression of when he left, a calm smile, he enters the room and waits for Azul to speak.
"So Jade, how did they react?"
His smiles changes in the most minuscule way, Azul wouldn't have even noticed if not for their years of being business partners, he's smirking.
"It appears they found the content of your letter rather... Creepy?"
"Excuse me? What's creepy about it?" He's honestly offended now, sure Jade must be mocking him.
"Well, it appears confessing that you 'are always observing them' and then going on about your 'amazing qualities' can come off as rather odd Azul."
"Care to elaborate?"
Jade's not even trying to hide his amusement now, his housewarden suffering is extremely funny to him.
"Well, Ace Trapolla seems to have described you as a 'Stalker', for observing them like a 'creep', and Deuce Spade noted that going on about how 'handsome, and successful' you are makes you come off as egocentric, how unfortunate for you." He gives Azul a look full of fake sympathy.
"Seems like writing about your 'value' didn't work."
Alright he's getting a little nervous now, third time wasn't the charm, but still you're not giving up so easily, there's must be something else you can do.
Coincidentally during the next day starts raining heavily, not that it troubles him, since Octavaline is underwater, but you live in that abandoned dorm far from the school, the run down Ramshackle, now this is the perfect opportunity for his plan, ever good romance has a couple sharing an umbrella in the rain, oh the forced proximity is so scandalous. Good thing he's come prepared and have been keeping an umbrella by his side just for this moment, you can find anything at Sam's shop, this is the moment.
He patiently waits for you class to be over, you quickly walk past him, using your school bag on your head to protect yourself from the rain, he shouts your name, and you turn around, he steps towards you and opens him umbrella.
"Perfect, allow me to escort youβ" The second those words come out of his mouth, a strong wind gushes towards his direction, the umbrella breaks, the flimsy plastic splits from the metal, leaving only it's skeleton behind. He stands there, in the rain, speacheles, by now he's convinced there's been some type of curse cast on him.
The prefect is silent, they stare at the umbrella's corpse in shock, Grim on the other hand is loudly complaining and whinning.
Suddenly they burst out laughing, is it out of shock? He's not sure, they bend over while holding their stomach, it's like someone just told them the funniest joke ever, and they're trying to catch their breath.
"Can I..." They pause, their eyes shift to their feet, suddenly they look shy "sleep over at your dorm?"
His prayers have been answered.
"Of course, I'll get you a room as soon as we get there"
He's answered you so quickly he completely forgot there's no available bends in Octavinelle, I mean aside from his, a two person bed.
Is this the 'there was only one bed' situation? Maybe the sevens are finally looking down on him.
"Truly how unfortunate" it's actually very fortune, for him at least", "it seems like we have to share a bed."
You both lay down together, facing away from each other, Grim complaints but falls asleep in 3 minutes, Azul stands still like a statue, he's afraid to move at all, as if the wrong move could ruin this moment.
"Are you still awake?" You suddenly ask him.
Of course he is, Azul can't fall asleep knowing you are on his bed, sleeping next to him, it's just too exciting, which he won't admit out loud obviously so he just answers with:
"Yes."
You shift around in his bed, you are facing him now, he can feel your body heat closer to him, it makes his heart skip a beat.
"Did you send me that letter?"
Now his heart is skipping more beats, it just did a black flip actually. He doesn't even need to ask which letter you're referring to
He hope a lighting strikes him right there and now.
"Yes, yes I did" At this point he just accept defeat, what else can he do, everything's been going horrible for him, maybe some things aren't meant to be after all.
"I liked it"
What.
"I was confused at first but the more I thought about it, the more it became obvious it was you who sent it, I mean who else would talk about their 'great economic success' as a reason to go out with them?"
Alright maybe that part wasn't as romantic, but it shows he's a sharp-witted and financel stable future boyfriend! Seriously what's wrong with it.
"And well, I never got flowers before, or a letter so thanks."
Is this a good thing? Are they, as he has learned with Floyd, putting on the 'Friend zone'?
"Y-you're welcome."
You both lay against each other, at least Grim is snoring so it's not complete silent, he doesn't know if it had been 5 minutes or 5 hours until you spoke again, his brain was frying itself overthinking everything that had happened in the past days.
"Do you wanna have lunch with me tomorrow? If you're not busy or anything."
Suddenly his mind goes blank, for a second he think he might have fallen asleep, and this is a dream, but the familiar glow from his nightstand looks the exact same.
