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You know how all those English guys hated Vikings cause they bathed? Anyone else feel like that’s what’s going on with all the MAGA chumps hating on Bad Bunny?

Gosh DARN it, those paint mixing videos are addictive! I cannot look away.

How is it that, even though I’ve literally only seen him in Merge Mansion commercials and Instagram thirst reels, I am completely in love with Pedro Pascal?

What if there was a pack of shapeshifters but they were all huskies? So they’d go from buff and sexy men to a group of gorgeous dogs who just…like…scream?

Life tip. Don’t put on your lotion before you try to open your deodorant.

I thought we had hot chocolate in the break room but what we actually had was a box that used to contain hot chocolate. So now I’m drinking a mug of warm milk at my desk because no one throws anything out but me.

The daily frantic search through four layers of blankets for my earbuds is my cardio.