Hi. 300 dicks anon again. (Weirdest way I have identified myself.) I remembered that dream recently and I feel some added context makes it more hilarious.
IV agreed to go to an in-person interview unmasked
Interviewer and IV sit down in an interview room
He gets there and the interviewer asks him something generic about making music
He then just says "I suck dick 300 days a year"
He gets up and walks out of the interview room
He fucking disappears, they can not find him
They were actively scrambling to find him wondering how he could just disappear
The news guys post a 3 sentence article that just quotes what IV said
When you told me this without context it was great but knowing he just dipped out of existence makes it like 50 times better
Honestly part of me thinks that masked would be funnier (not that you can control how your dream went but) cuz you just see this fucker dripped in gold, lounging back in the chair with his stupid big dick all man spreading and the interviewer is like
Interviewer: What’s your favorite song to play live?
Interviewer: …uh ok what is your favorite guitar you play?
Interviewer:…well what do you want to tell the people if not answer my questions?
Ivy: I suck dick 300 days a year.
Carefully unravels his cool fuckass persona from the chair, cloak whooshing, does a little mask tease, ceases to exist in this plane of reality anymore.
Incredible. Please feel free to share more thoughts about this absolute menace of a man
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