piss.

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

i'm actually not that into mythology but yeah it can be pretty cool. i'm sure there's a movie closer to the actual stories out there.

same tbh. there's nothing to do except watch kid movies.