๐ช๐ฎ๐จ๐ญ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ก๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฅ๐, ๐๐จ๐จ๐ค ๐จ๐ง๐: ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง
meme series. from .. ch. 27 (the witch and the werecat) - ch. 31 (vision of perfection)
taken from the book 'eragon', by christopher paolini.
medieval fantasy setting. change tenses/pronouns as needed.
"[Name] l left with my master for the castle earlier."
"You arenโt very smart for a Dragon Rider. I did warn you."
"Obviously your education has been neglected. I โ to correct your mistake โ am a werecat."
"Knowing is independent of being. I did not know you existed before you bumbled in here and ruined my nap. Yet that doesnโt mean you werenโt real before you woke me."
"Knowing is independent of being."
โThe rich fool lords pay me for love potions and the like. I never claim that they work, but for some reason, they keep coming back."
โThese, are the knucklebones of a dragon. Donโt ask where I got them; it is a secret I wonโt reveal. But unlike tea leaves, crystal balls, or even divining cards, these have true power.โ
โIf you wish, I will cast and read them for you... but understand that knowing oneโs fate can be a terrible thing. You must be sure of your decision.โ
โThis is the hardest reading Iโve ever done.โ
โYour future is nigh impossible to see.โ
โI've never known of anyoneโs fate being so tangled and clouded. I was, however, able to wrestle a few answers from it."
"Countless possible futures await you โ all of them filled with blood and conflict โ but only one will bring you happiness & peace."
"Beware of losing your way, for you are one of the few who are truly free to choose their own fate."
"It is a terrible omen. There is a doom upon you, but of what sort I know not."
"Your fate will be to leave this land forever."
"Freedom is a gift, but it is also a responsibility more binding than chains."
โAn epic romance is in your future, extraordinary, as the moon indicatesโfor that is a magical symbol โ and strong enough to outlast empires."
"I cannot say if this passion will end happily, but your love is of noble birth and heritage. She is powerful, wise, and beautiful beyond compare.โ
"I wish that this were not so โ it can only mean more trouble โ but betrayal is clear. And it will come from within your family."
โAfter all that, death might be welcome.โ
โBut you shouldnโt fret about what has yet to occur. The only way the future can harm us is by causing worry."
"Few young men with empty pockets and rough traveling clothes can expect to be loved by a noblewoman. Who are you?โ
โIs that who you are or your name?โ
"When all seems lost and your power is insufficient, go to the rock of Kuthian and speak your name to open the Vault of Souls."
โI donโt know what he said, and I donโt want to know. He spoke to you and only you. Donโt tell anyone else.โ
โYou are welcome to stay here as long as you like, especially if you buy some of my goods."
"Maybe I wonโt say anything. Still, this might be too important to hide."
"He abides by every rule, delights in making his own whenever it can inconvenience someone, and at the same time believes that heโs doing good.โ
"I didnโt think I would ever meet a noble who wasnโt corrupt."
โIโm going to take the next week and teach you how to read.โ
โI know that look; itโs what got us into trouble in the first place.โ
"What I look like doesnโt change who I am."
โThere are soldiers looking for us.โ
โYou had better hope that that isnโt their only sanctuary, otherwise youโll never get near them.โ
โBesides, I think we forgot somethingโ Helgrind, the Dark Gates."
โWhat of you? Does the road ever end for you?โ
โThank you for your hospitality; it was most gracious.โ
โI need to talk to you. I wanted to do it when we first arrived in to this city, but I decided to wait until now.โ
"I trust you with my life โ which is why Iโm still traveling with you โ but I need to know more about who you are and what you are doing."
โIโll tell you, but you have to understand that I cannot reveal everything.โ
โItโs not out of a desire to withhold information, but because I wonโt give away secrets that arenโt mine.โ
"Iโve tried to protect you by shielding you from forces that would tear you apart."
โI cannot live my life in ignorance.โ
"There is a war raging in Alagaรซsia between the Varden [rebellion] and the Empire."
"They are locked in a titanic power struggleโฆ centered around you.โ
"Their goal is to control the next generation of Riders, of whom you are the first."
โI lied about the dragons. Even though the Riders are gone, there are still three dragon eggs leftโ all of them in King Galbatorixโs possession."
โYes, he was old but strong and cruel."
"It was a terrible contest, but in the end I slew him."
"Iโm sure they were quite eager to find me, as Iโve managed to foil many of their plans.โ
"The only reason they ran was because Iโm stronger than the two of them, especially during the day."
"If we go to them, you will be entangled in their politics and machinations."
โYou still didnโt explain how you know so much about dragons.โ
"She always helped the poor and the less fortunate, no matter what her situation.โ
"Ahh! Hell! Broke- my wristโฆ did something stupidโฆ I fellโ"
โSaddle the horses. Weโre leaving.โ
โThey will chase us now. Itโs not in their nature to let prey escape.โ
โWhether you serve Shade, Urgal, or some twisted fiend Iโve not heard of, I have no wish to parley with him.โ
"She shouldnโt be real; I only dreamed about her."
โDo you know what you did with that little trick of yours? Do you?!โ
โThat piece of magic nearly killed you!"
โYou made some very bad choices that could have dangerous repercussions. Not the least of which is that you almost died."
"From now on youโre going to have to think. Thereโs a reason why weโre born with brains in our heads, not rocks.โ
โNo, itโs not as bad as I thought. Itโs worse!"
โAnd you just defied his wishes, insulted him, and attacked his men?โ
"I only agreed to do what you asked because I assumed it was halfway reasonable!"
"Congratulations, you just made enemies with one of the most powerful beings in Alagaรซsia.โ