707’s star wars lego spaceship

Yoosung: No, it’s not!

Jaehee: You speak Spanish?

707: oh and i had 2 litres of phd pepper with it

zen: you have a better chance of farting a hole through your sheets

[later]

707: Doing what?

MC: You’re smiling.

707: Yes, I’m smiling.

Saeran: It’s, like, 3pm.

707: Wrong, squire! It is... [puts visor down] knighttime.

707: Umm, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Yoosung: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

zen, texting back: what’s wrong

yoosung: can we get chinese food

zen: that’s what you wanted to talk about?

707: okay, but if my dead body starts fighting back... oops!

zen:

zen: oops is something you say when you accidentally pour all berries into your cereal. “oops! all berries!” not “oops! oh my god my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death”

zen: i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’

Yoosung: Why aren’t we all sitting together?

Jumin: Dear Yoosung, this is the safety protocol. We are less conspicuous travelling as individuals. Sincerely, Jumin Han.

Yoosung: You don’t have to sign your name on texts.