Heartless

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

as a kid I was convinced that everyone found me secretly annoying, and as an adult I still think that but am too sleepy and selfish to care. like my desire to over-explain the plot of a B-movie in the brief window of energy I have vastly outweighs any insecure desire to be loved

i am a big fan of being in bed.

the bed fandom is dying. repost if youre a true sleepyhead

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.