Going Feral

tipping my hat to all the lorebenders and au enjoyers and canon deniers. HELL YEAH to your Haurchefant Lives au, to your Zenos that joins the Scions, to your rarepairs and enemies-to-lovers and crackships, to your wol!raha (you read that right, G'raha Tia that becomes the wol), to your evil Azem and atrocious Venat, to your wols that are too weak or otherwise unfit (or even dead already), to your wols that use mountains and galaxies as casual ammo, to your cosmic entity that fills the role of the wol but has nothing to do with the canon depiction of wol, to your garlean ocs, to your Aymeric that finally goes on an adventure, to your ocs from the reflections that canon never speaks of, to your grown-up twins, to the dragonfuckers, to the ascian kissers, to the people who have the balls and the whimsy to rewrite the entire msq from scratch. shoutout to creativity that sees canon as more of a guideline.

I'm sorry but parkour civilization is just objectively funny. Everything is treated so seriously. There are vine booms every five seconds. Literally every setback the protagonist is hit by is solved by someone appearing and going "here's the exact thing you need," sometimes literally falling out of the sky to do so. There's a literal deus ex machina at one point. The running gag that nobody can do a backwards jump. 10/10 peak comedy

I have yet to be disproven by the notion of the Moonbeast being one of two beings that connects all of the JRWI multiverse together and have only been given more evidence for my case

i love the split in the jrwi fandom over how they refer to chip’s full name. there’s distinct groups of ‘chip bastard’, ‘chip jrwi’, ‘chip lastname’, just ‘chip’ and then those who make up a random cool sounding name

out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

Every single one of my favorite characters are snarky, sad, scrunkly, wet cat adjacent, and/or badass which translates into my favorite character of all time being Nico di Angelo and every single one of my favorite characters since middle school are just him in a different Halloween costume

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

These metaphors and analogies are getting kind of esoteric.

people who have genuine reasons not to drink, be it trauma, addiction, meds, religion, etc, are absolutely valid in their reasoning but also like. you shouldn’t need a ‘genuine’ reason not to drink. why if I just dont like the feeling of being drunk? Or the taste? Or just don’t want to? The societal pressure towards drinking in the us is insane and you shouldn’t need any reason— or GOD FORBID be expected to expose trauma— just to not knock back a beer or a bloody mary.