The Liar.

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with friends like these,

thank god you asked i love this part so much, it single-handedly made the pirates world my favorite when i was expecting to hate it because it's NOT good in kh2. okay so

the pirates of the carribbean world in kh3 takes place during at world's end, except while the actual plot is going on you're basically just dicking around with jack sparrow and your cool new pirate ship. i forget how you get it. i think calypso is involved. anyway your ship gets attacked and the way you repair it- and level up your ship - is through, i swear to god, collecting crabs.

once you get enough crabs - you can keep going if you so desire, but you only need a certain amount - you can trigger the next story cutscene, in which jack tells you he can't go with you, and, after some dialogue i can't remember because what happened next was so fucking silly mister chel and i scream-laughed, he straight up turns into a pile of crabs. because the ACTUAL jack sparrow left at some point earlier in the world's story and was busy doing movie things

extremely important secondary notes:

he refused to go underwater, probably because he was crabs. when you get the actual jack sparrow, he still refuses to go underwater. presumably for gameplay reasons but still. suspicious.

when you finish the world's story, your boat turns into an even BIGGER pile of crabs. which explains why you needed crabs to repair it.

i should note the boat is in the ocean at this point. so it turns into a HUGE pile of crabs that then proceeds to slowly fall into the ocean.