𝕲𝖔𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓

If I hear one more youtube channel say unalive, I'm going to lose my shit

Taking my kill (garlic bread) back to my nest (bed) after a successful hunt (going to the kitchen)

Every time I see a post about school dress codes, I remember that my school just didn't give a shit. Like there was a dress code, but nobody enforced it. I remember at least 30 different people wearing an "I <3 milfs" shirt at one point.

When you're a kid, you think adulting is all about work and taxes and shit. Nobody warned me that I would be in near constant pain (with varying degrees of ouchiness) for the rest of my life.

You remember when the official Merriam Webster Twitter account asked what everyone's favorite tweet was and people said "was the grink there?" So much that Merriam Webster replied "and if the grink was there?" Thereby having "grink" be a word posted by the fucking dictionary? Me too.

You know the post about "was the grink there?" I hate it. I read it two months ago, and now I can't stop making grink jokes.