Epithets That Would Suck

You summon a bunch of trees, forest mainers with broken cars and an ignorance of the law, and a weird feeling of uneasiness like something is watching you at all times

You’re only capable of reciting Constitutions

You turn into headphones

You suck at everything

you make shitty movies that im forced to watch for film class

You have to clean everything, even if you don't want to. And even though you smell good other people just... Get tired of lavender after a while...

You are, really boring

The size of a pea

you see things that are epic and you simply say "eh"

teenage angst be hittin real hard 😔👊

You have the signature haircut, you’re entitled and you’re always asking for the manager

You’re always cold

You’re always too hot, running high fevers, and you keep passing out randomly from overheating

you're cool