lizabeth

Congratulations, you'll always have a room in my mind.

Reblog if ur neurodivergent and want to bite things. Bite bite. Nom.

Shout out to the Autistic kids who didn't know they were making rude or socially unacceptable comments, got punished for it, and are now afraid to express their true thoughts and feelings as adults :p

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

HA

queer on queer violence in media is so fucking funny to me. like caleb from jatp really saw alex simping too hard for willie and was like ‘look at this miserable little twink. how embarrassing. im gonna make his life hell’

im literally the most stupid person alive the other day i was playing splatoon 2 and i saw the pink and green ink next to eachother and was like haha its the splatoon colors. and then i remembered i was playing splatoon

It’s so funny when my friends apologize for like not talking to me for a week or something because its like babe…….object permanence im sorry because i love you but time is different for me it does not matter if we haven’t spoken in a week or a month ill still love you lol but i literally be forgetting about people until they text me

This is why the silent treatment doesn’t work on me igvoirjorjor I’ve had friends and ex’s try to do this as like punishment or whatever but i literally forget…….i could go months without talking to someone lmaoooo play stupid games win stupid prizes!

honestly we can cry all we want but we’ll never be as sad as owen patrick joyner who is never going to get to kiss booboo stewart