Prism using Robert in the Mecha-Man suit half undressed and messed up looking after a fight as a cover for an album about how much the Z-Team wanna fuck him where they all have their own song. Below I will list what I think the titles would be and what they would contain:
Flambae - Too Hot for You Bitch: Weird rant song that starts off as him just glazing himself before getting so mad he wants that white boy so bad, makes it run to like 10 minutes.
Waterboy - I’ll get you wet: Oddly sweet soft song despite the title of how special Robert made him feel followed by a screamo section about how if it wasn’t a hazard to the tech he’d want to fuck him in the suit (recorded this part half drunk for courage)
Phenomaman - Let us make love the person way: Direct, oddily good but simple lines about cheesy human things he wants to do with Robert that ends with like him directly being like “I will find a way to make love to your human penis”.
Malevola - Different type of Portal: Literally a song describing how good her pussy is like otherworldly good, Robert get in here. Does include the experimental music she was listening to.
Sonar - Freak Both Ways: Jazz mockery where he’s like “even if you don’t have boobs I’d bit” followed by ways to remedy this and that they can even do it in bat form. Was just gonna be called wing boner but he thought this had class.
Coupe and Punch Up - Rough You Up: A oddly nice mix of a threatening love ballad and a declaration. It’s like they are threatening to love him too hard. Has a riff that sounds like a drinking song Punch-Up had to fight to get in.
Invisigal - Look at You: It’s as raunchy as expected, talking about all the shit she wants to do to him in some faux scene/emo core genre but Prism kept an honest line about her just thinking he’s actually cool (keeps trying to get her to cut it from the track)
Golem - Rockhard ;) : Was congratulated on the title idea. Hard to describe how constructs would have sex with people but lot of upbeat rap lyrics about Robert climbing all over him and making him harder.
Prism - Make You Shine: Like Flambae a song about he compliments her and all the pop cultural illusions to scandals like Kim’s tape, Monica and Bill and other torrid affairs claiming they’d be like that. Only song that sounds completely good.
They can never let Robert hear these songs and the album was a drunk idea they for some reason they committed to sober(ish) and use each others songs as black mail in case. Separated Royd and Blazer as bonuses:
Blazer - Saving Me: Stereotypical and cheesy white girl song about loving him that is mostly talk singing and clarifying that the innuendos are not actually innuendos but it just makes it worse.
Royd - Repairah Man: Fun little song about how he handles his suit and could handle him. Literally like Robert wouldn’t have to even lift himself.
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