man if the Russos werenât such trick ass bitches who killed Loki off in the first 5 minutes of IW because they were too dumb to figure out what to do with him we coulda had Loki go with the Guardians instead and get some quality banterâ˘
Quil: youâre related to that not very handsome Thor guy?
Loki: Iâm adopted.
Quil: oh cool. itâs just that no one in your family is particularly good looking, thatâs all.
Drax: Quil you have terrible taste in men, as expected.
Quil: what? I have great taste in men. I have fantastic taste in men. Just because I donât swoon at every Asgardian I see doesnât mean I donât have good taste in men.
Drax: this man is as if a witch and raven conspired to make the prettiest gothic prince in the known universe
Loki: thank you
Quil: I mean heâs gothic but I wouldnât-
Nebula: he is very pretty
Gamora: yea I mean his brotherâs handsome, but heâs beautiful
Rocket: Iâm lost in his eyes
Groot: I am groot.
Quil:
FANS WRITE BETTER LINES THAN DIRECTORS.
@creme-meme














