and so it goes

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

ugh my home i miss you

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

being alive is very………..Not Easy

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

A shitten.

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended

why he do dat

he checking if too hot

Why is your cat Neapolitan ice cream

He’s being so careful I’m crying

when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck