Huh?

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

i think reading together is one of the loveliest things two people can do. reading out loud to each other, or reading two different books while lounging on the floor seems so dreamy.

Love this !

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

My salary is so shitty 😒

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

Lesbian Jesus doing her Good Work❤️🏳️‍🌈

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

me flirting: I don’t want you to die