Under lane five

@dogsocialist can we get these

@electricportcullis

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

“rips apart your skeleton” I’m crying

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Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

this^^

↓ the blogger below me is gay

↑ the blogger above me is gay

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

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me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

“bro is that a rose gold iphone :/” “no dude wtf it’s my brose gold guyphone” “oh okay cool dude that’s sweet” “do you have one” “nah dude i prefer to use a mandroid”