under a thousand moons

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

"there is no evidence trans users were disproportionately... impacted" but by our count, since we are the only ones who care enough to count, of the ~200 blogs termed wednesday literally only one wasnt transfem

@staff @humans you lying mendacious cunts

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion was banned by staff about an hour ago with no warning or message, no explanation.

who wants to see tumblr once again flagrantly abusing its moderation tools to bury bad press about the blatant transmisogyny in banning patterns? I love how they use ToS and mature labels to silence trans women and anything that could serve as evidence that trans women suffer here. Because, you know, there's no need to talk about any of that if we just erase it right? :) That makes it go away and the problem stop existing, right? :)

huh. looks at the note count wonder if that works

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

Oh this is amazing. More like this

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”