my organs belong in jars

Astarion says he used to be a magistrate in the city. Not a lawyer. He wasn't the one speaking to a judge on behalf of someone, HE WAS THE JUDGE.

The definition of magistrate is a civil officer or lay judge who administers the law, especially one who conducts a court that deals with minor offenses and holds preliminary hearings for more serious ones.(literally copy and pasted that definition from the dictionary)

He's not a "Your honor, respectfully, you weren't even there"

I originally made this 6” bust for funnies, but while making it, I heard Neil was gonna be in my town for a con. So I made a copy for him to keep as well as one for him to sign for me!

He asked what quote I wanted, but they’re all so good so I told him he could pick from his favorites. He then asked if I wanted casual, flirty, or spicy, so I laughed and said spicy. He wrote “On your knees, darling” and signed as Astarion and as himself 🥰😂

I can’t resist an opportunity to talk about the kind of art I make, so just let me cook for a second a I promise I’ll shut up 🙏