johnny

the words ‘adult cock’ will always get me rock hard no matter what. +10 points if it’s being said in a condescendingly sweet tone by your dad as he’s about to shove it down your throat.

Anytime a girl mentions needing to pee it is imperative that you press on her bladder, hard.

boy with an absolutely hopeless crush on his dad. he’s never had feelings for anybody else, so he isn’t even aware of the difference. all he knows is that he loves his dad so, so much. dad’s friends are always talking about how his son is always hanging off of him, but dad just dismisses it, saying he’s always been a velcro kid. they’ve been so close for so long that dad doesn’t register how intimate their behavior is, either. his son doesn’t sit on his knee, he straddles him. whenever he kisses his son goodbye or goodnight, it’s always awfully close to his lips. so it doesn’t feel wrong at all when son slips a hand into dad’s tighty whities one night and asks so sweetly if he can play with it.

loving the idea of a son who finds his dad so so handsome and sexy and rugged and likes to lay in bed with him and dad just wanted to cuddle but son thinks he’s so so hot that he can’t help but try to seduce him in a borderline corny way….can’t stop staring at him like he’s a fillet mignon keeps kissing his neck breathing into his ear, going oh dad I just want you so bad…you’re soooo handsome….feeling his chest up and rubbing against him and trying act all sexy, like he saw this in a dopey romance movie…he looks so silly it’s endearing and makes dad love him even more

Good boys don't use words. They use their mouths for other things. Like begging. Like tasting the leather. Like reminding themselves exactly where they belong: right at my heels, waiting for the permission they aren't entitled to.