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Or... I guess you're reading, actually... Uh. Shit.

Erm. Remember, kids:

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If my calculations are correct, today is Russ' birthday. Miserable sod. Have a horrid birthday, you sad piece of meat! Gorillaz never needed your annoying arse anyway! Get replaced by a machine! Idiot! Ungrateful bastard.

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I”ll give you 100£ if you let 2D go or just be nicer to him

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£100? Mate, we're global rock stars! 100 measly pounds is barely a dent in my wallet! First of all, I am plenty nice. Second, we have work to do, can't walk free just yet!

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‘m starvin down ‘ere. can you bring me summit? i don feel well. ‘ead’s all over. fink ‘m gon be sick.

@llplastic-prisonerll

Can I? Or can Noodle— Cyborg Noodle? No matter. I don't have food for you, anyway.

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unclemurd0c

I realize that "Pinky Stink Fish" and "Pepper Larch" may not be the best song titles. Maybe being stuck out here at sea for so long is fucking with me. There's fish. Everywhere. There's SO MANY FISH. IN THE SEA! UNHEARD OF!

llplastic-prisonerll

terrible names - utter rubbish

unclemurd0c

Them's fighting words, Faceache.

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I realize that "Pinky Stink Fish" and "Pepper Larch" may not be the best song titles. Maybe being stuck out here at sea for so long is fucking with me. There's fish. Everywhere. There's SO MANY FISH. IN THE SEA! UNHEARD OF!

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Uncle Murdy…..

is everything okay? Or you could just sit with me and drink rum and smoke and we can talk about which spice girl is the hottest???

Everything is just peachy, mate! Not a clue what gave you the opposite idea! But if I were to be honest...

Mel C. No questions asked. Have you seen her? And I mean, really seen her? Cos I have. BRIT Awards, 2000. Pulled me aside after some drinks and told me she liked my tattoos.

They're all hot, don't get me wrong. But ohhh man, Melanie. Good old Sporty Spice.

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Huge sorry for my absence, kids! Had a bit of an incident on the island, but rest assured, THE RECORD WILL GET DONE!

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i got you 3 whole dollars

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Enjoy 🪤

Ohhh joy!!! Three whole DOLLARS! Barely €3. I'll take it though.

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Yknow, I love seeing what goes on in that mind.

As much as you seem like some sort of crazed man, your pretty damn creative. You've got some hope on you if you use that right.

Keep going, murdoc. I'm curious to see how far you will go.

[ Ask seen and ignored. ]

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Heya, considering the previous anons asks you've received (your possibly deceased bandtmates and the other anons plotting to kill you and stuff), how are you holding up?

Also what do you mean one last "horrah", are you considering some type of suicide afterwards?

What do you plan to do if the album fails

Oh, mate, I'm holding up wonderfully! Not exactly sure what would've given you the wrong idea, but I'm feeling great! Never better! In fact, I'm on cloud nine!

This whole "last hoorah" thing is moreso just a... phrase. Signifying the end of an era, you know? Those pirates are bound to find me sooner or later. Boogieman is coming, too. Only a matter of time before they find the island and— well. I suppose it doesn't matter, not like I wanna die or something! That'd be ridiculous.

The album won't fail.

It can't.

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murdoc can i come up now? the . . . the whale is lookin at me funny an i really don like it— please can i come up? jus for a bit— not even for ages, jus— jus so the big fing sods off yknow? please i won even like bother you or nofin— i promise

@llplastic-prisonerll

...I guess you could. Just for a second.

I'll send Cyborg for you. Follow her. Don't stray.

In fact, you'll come straight to me.

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it ain't that serious mate we just kidding around we good it's all good 👍👍👍

"Ain't that serious"... Right, definitely not! Not like I need to be, you know, alive and kicking to make this album.

I'm making this for you all! Doing this as one last hoorah for the fans!

So don't stop me us.

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To the anon insinuating that my dear, dear Stuart kill me or leave me for dead, I at the very least implore you to do so where I won't see it. You must be some sort of fool, threatening me and planting these heinous ideas in his head! What do you take me for? A monster?! So much so that I should be killed?

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russel and noodle would've been disappointed in you

Who the FUCK are you to even think that? You don't fucking know them. You never fucking knew them, not like I did. I'm continuing what Noodle never got to— I'M KEEPING OUR BAND ALIVE.

See if I even care, they've always been disappointed. All I fucking was to them. A disappointment. A stupid fucking failure of a band leader. All I was good for was my bass, ey? That's all they thought— ALL OF YOU thought.

I don't care, anyway.

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What if 2-D sneaks off and escapes if y'all ever go on tour and stuff like that

He can try.

Keep in mind, I've got myself a killing machine with guns for teeth and stuff.

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LET 2-D GO

Think about it if your nice to him then he wont want to leave or die or run away you guys could just be roommates making music

Ahh, no can do! You see, let's say I do do that and— hhawhaw.. doodoo. Like SHIT. HILARIOUS!!

What was I saying?

Oh, right, say I let 2-D live up here, with me, in my glorious penthouse slash studio slash humble abode... He'll leave me. How am I supposed to keep him safe when he's free to go anywhere he pleases?

It's protection, mate.

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