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Or... I guess you're reading, actually... Uh. Shit.

Erm. Remember, kids:

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uh hey murdoc — this is probly a long shot- but i fort… i’d ask anyway. yknow cos you’re able to broadcast on the radio?

um.. you don fink i could.. send a message to my parents do you ? jus to let ‘em know ‘m okay? an alive ? i jus… fort maybe tha.. could be a fing. i won’t tell ‘em where i am— i promise— but jus one call— jus to ‘ear their voices again.

please i’ll do anyfin—

@llplastic-prisonerll

What the Hell d'you need your parents for? You don't even live with them anymore. Can't you just quit sulking about and focus on the record? I've got things to do, supposed to have a visitor in the studio today. Supposed to record with you.

You expect me to let you all the way up here and risk everything just because you're— what, homesick? How do I know you're not gonna try drowning yourself again, hmm? How do I know you don't have some sick plan to sabotage my legacy— OUR legacy?

Poor lad misses his parents, boo-fucking-hoo! You know what I did? I SUCKED IT UP! And you should too. Mommy and Daddy are probably sat at home with the telly on and a paper in their hands, not pacing about wondering where you are. For all they know, you're out getting your degree or whatever it was you were doing, yeah?

So please get your sorry arse to the studio and warm up or whatever it is you do. Just forget about them, okay? Focus on this and I'll send you home in no time!

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do you miss noodle? You know its your fault

She was nothing but a guitarist for Gorillaz. Her contributions, while great, were already made. Demon Days was a hit, but it was too Noodle for me. What it needed was more Murdoc! More of that Niccals charm that I gave to our first album! And besides that, she really was just a passing thing for our name. Just some kid, forever will be one, now.

She wasn't meant to... die... there.

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can i ‘ave a cuppa ?

@llplastic-prisonerll

Don't spoil yourself. Do you think we have the ingredients for that? We're in the MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN. I can barely feed myself! Let alone you. It's like searching for scraps living out here!

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Where are you green man we miss you are you like dead or something 2D would be fucked if you died

Dawww, you guys miss me? Little ol' Murdoc stuck at sea? Making me blush!

But no, I'm still here, still around, and still cooking you lot a five star meal with this album! Signal's spotty in the middle of nowhere, and we're very busy with this whole music business.

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Happy birthday, Murdoc.

— @cyborg-gorillaz

Birthday? Already?

Geez, I forgot the date past the 3rd. All this rum is probably bad for my memory. Hippocampus and shit, whatever the fuck.

Er. Cheers.

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OLD YOUR OLD LIKE WELL OLD OLD MAN do you have good joints?

Old?! Absolutely outrageous! I'm, what is it now... 42? 43? My joints are as good as they've always been. Like a well oiled machine. I've got a full range of motion!

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If my calculations are correct, today is Russ' birthday. Miserable sod. Have a horrid birthday, you sad piece of meat! Gorillaz never needed your annoying arse anyway! Get replaced by a machine! Idiot! Ungrateful bastard.

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I”ll give you 100£ if you let 2D go or just be nicer to him

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£100? Mate, we're global rock stars! 100 measly pounds is barely a dent in my wallet! First of all, I am plenty nice. Second, we have work to do, can't walk free just yet!

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‘m starvin down ‘ere. can you bring me summit? i don feel well. ‘ead’s all over. fink ‘m gon be sick.

@llplastic-prisonerll

Can I? Or can Noodle— Cyborg Noodle? No matter. I don't have food for you, anyway.

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unclemurd0c

I realize that "Pinky Stink Fish" and "Pepper Larch" may not be the best song titles. Maybe being stuck out here at sea for so long is fucking with me. There's fish. Everywhere. There's SO MANY FISH. IN THE SEA! UNHEARD OF!

llplastic-prisonerll

terrible names - utter rubbish

unclemurd0c

Them's fighting words, Faceache.

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I realize that "Pinky Stink Fish" and "Pepper Larch" may not be the best song titles. Maybe being stuck out here at sea for so long is fucking with me. There's fish. Everywhere. There's SO MANY FISH. IN THE SEA! UNHEARD OF!

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Uncle Murdy…..

is everything okay? Or you could just sit with me and drink rum and smoke and we can talk about which spice girl is the hottest???

Everything is just peachy, mate! Not a clue what gave you the opposite idea! But if I were to be honest...

Mel C. No questions asked. Have you seen her? And I mean, really seen her? Cos I have. BRIT Awards, 2000. Pulled me aside after some drinks and told me she liked my tattoos.

They're all hot, don't get me wrong. But ohhh man, Melanie. Good old Sporty Spice.

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Huge sorry for my absence, kids! Had a bit of an incident on the island, but rest assured, THE RECORD WILL GET DONE!

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i got you 3 whole dollars

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Enjoy 🪤

Ohhh joy!!! Three whole DOLLARS! Barely €3. I'll take it though.

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Yknow, I love seeing what goes on in that mind.

As much as you seem like some sort of crazed man, your pretty damn creative. You've got some hope on you if you use that right.

Keep going, murdoc. I'm curious to see how far you will go.

[ Ask seen and ignored. ]

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Heya, considering the previous anons asks you've received (your possibly deceased bandtmates and the other anons plotting to kill you and stuff), how are you holding up?

Also what do you mean one last "horrah", are you considering some type of suicide afterwards?

What do you plan to do if the album fails

Oh, mate, I'm holding up wonderfully! Not exactly sure what would've given you the wrong idea, but I'm feeling great! Never better! In fact, I'm on cloud nine!

This whole "last hoorah" thing is moreso just a... phrase. Signifying the end of an era, you know? Those pirates are bound to find me sooner or later. Boogieman is coming, too. Only a matter of time before they find the island and— well. I suppose it doesn't matter, not like I wanna die or something! That'd be ridiculous.

The album won't fail.

It can't.

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