The Legend of Vox Machina Episodes 1-6 Sentence Starters
“Why do we always play drinking games with a guy twice our size?”
“The greatest? I heard you couldn’t even rescue a cow from a burning barn.”
“Let’s keep things civil, friend. We’re not looking for trouble.”
“La, da, da, my lady’s rose I will pluck. My love, it’s time for us to–”
“Does this mean we’re officially banned from every tavern in town?”
“We’ve got no money, no place to live and fսck all for prospects.”
“I mean, if protecting carts from swindlers and killing goblins for gold isn’t getting us anywhere, I don’t know, maybe… maybe we could try doing some good this time?”
“Have you ever thought maybe we’re not really meant to do this?”
“Honestly, why are we even together?”
“This is our purpose. Fighting for justice, for glory, protecting the kingdom and stuff. And most importantly… Lots of money!”
“Yeah, yeah, nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we’re in this for the money.”
“I suggest we run. Right now!”
“Uh, I mean I’m not gonna lie, I’m terrified out of my mind. But I’m in.”
“I wouldn’t say “kill,” really. We’re still kind of working on that part.”
“Please, with the way that man dotes on you, I’m sure you can work something out.”
“You have entered a realm of mystery, of magic, of marvel.”
“If we survive this… I owe you dinner.”
“Really? ‘Cause they told me you have “dick for brains,” which doesn’t seem possible.”
“You’ve been lucky so far, but you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into.”
“Those are pretty. But also… ominous.”
“I must say, I’m impressed. To tell you the truth, I was certain you would die… But it seems some vermin are harder to kill than others.”
“Huh. You know, you’re a lot smarter than we give you credit for.”
“Oh, how I’ve missed respectability.”
“I never agreed to this stupid game.”
“I’m simply suggesting you could all benefit from some well-practiced restraint.”
“I say you just walk over, say hello to break the ice, then punch them in the face.”
“You got a sword. Oh, that’s cute.”
“No! I had them! And you let them slip away.”
“You fool… Now your soul is forfeit.”
“I know we have a lot to talk about, but I’m not turning into a vampire, am I?”
“I wasn’t aware that you were owed information about my past.”
“When your past comes to kill us, I’d say we deserve a heads-up.”
“Hey, I don’t take orders from you, asshole.”
“Oh. Well, do you think they’re mad at you? I mean, maybe… maybe you should just say sorry.”
“I don’t get to go home until I prove myself worthy. Which might not happen, so…”
“I’m just saying, I know you think you’re alone. That we don’t know what you’re going through. But you don’t have to be.”
“But there’s a world of difference between your struggle and mine. Whether you succeed or fail, your family is still alive.”
“Everybody up! Creepy shit incoming!”
“You intend to stop those that did this? Then go. Give them hell.”
“Oh, but… what if I need you?”
“You can always talk to me. Even if I’m not around, you’ll feel me there with you.”
“Ugh. I don’t want to know. No, that’s a lie. I absolutely want to know. What’s this all about?”
“We kind of pissed off a vampire.”
“Oh, is that what you’re doing? I thought you were practicing your resting bitch face.”
“And for the record, I have a magnificent bitch face.”
“Oh. Thank God. ‘Cause what I was picturing was, like… whoa.”
“Yeah, no worries. You’ll probably get your shit together eventually.”
“But I know you. I know you care about others. That’s what makes a great leader.”
“Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. Shh! Shh! Shh, quiet. Quiet. Go to sleep.”
“Violence doesn’t burn away the clouds. It only makes more smoke.”
“It’s you. Oh, but you’re not the same. ____, what have you become?”
“I am what they made me.”
“I do hope you and I can engage in a stimulating conversation. Because you’ll find the alternative to be most disagreeable.”
“You think too much. All we got to do is… kill everyone and leave.”
“Those were bad ideas and you should feel bad.”
“Some folks you kill 'cause you’re ordered to. Them I killed 'cause I wanted to.”
“Let me say, you were the one I was least looking forward to.”
“I will have my vengeance and no one will stand in my way!”
