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My father in law keeps rewatching the dune trailer in various languages on my tv so now I keep getting notifications every time there's some new dune fan trailer and it fills me with white hot rage

#i don't care about that movie #he watched the one in Norwegian back to back for an hour #nobody in this house speaks Norwegian

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson, Eret/Snotlout Jorgenson Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Snotlout Jorgenson, Heather (How to Train Your Dragon), Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) Additional Tags: small home repair viking, plumber/instagram fitness blogger au, it’s a typical thing you know, Masturbation, Just if you are a fitness blogger and you need a plumber and hahah and then what, and also if you are a handyman and some fitness blogger hires you haha and then what, and you also commented on their videos on instagram, and now we’re here Summary:

Hiccup never intended to make any contact with @stormflyfitness, his favorite fitness blogger. He definitely didn’t expect to be her plumbing savior.

softdragon

ok i am officially obsessed with this. and i’m cringing for both of them

unagirobot

I've read the next chapter so...

tysonrunningfox

Debating the merits of posting chapter 1 of the thing I’ve been working on. On the one hand, I shouldn’t be writing it for feedback. On the other hand, I’ve lost all idea over whether it’s funny or not and also it’s not supposed to be good, it’s supposed to be fun. And it’s been like a year and a half since I’ve been funny and I’m gonna scream.

But also I have like other priorities and if I start posting I don’t know if I can keep up like at all and the last thing I need is another fic drifting out there. But also being alone with thirst trap cup and no where to flail about it as I write slowly seems like a waste of a tumblr account.

unagirobot

I've read the first chapter and I think you all should bully my lovely wife into posting because it's one of my favorite stories she's ever written and it should light a fire under her to keep writing

#small home repair Viking #she left me on a cliffhanger #rude #i need more

Just wanted to say how proud I am of my wife @tysonrunningfox for getting 5,000+ words of a new story written after a year of having a hard time getting any writing flow. So excited to read this new story

#its almost like 2020 was awful or something

tysonrunningfox

Every once in a while I remember “put your tits away, no one wants to see that” and wrack my brains for where it’s from, and then I remember it’s in Open Flames and therefore un-referenceable

unagirobot

Can't forget how some of the villains started talking to smitelout because they thought she didn't like eret

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#the old guard #tog #booker #nile freeman #twilight #why are you booing me im right

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Primo reaction gifs from episodes 3+4 of Trust.

A couple bonus cause I made WAY TOO MANY:

tysonrunningfox

A meme I made that appeals to an audience of 1 and that 1 is me

unagirobot

It appeals to an audience of 2, thank you

tysonrunningfox

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Oh no, now I really need snotlout with a golden bolo tie and cowboy hat

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A meme I made that appeals to an audience of 1 and that 1 is me

unagirobot

It appeals to an audience of 2, thank you

tysonrunningfox

I love shark week. It’s just like:

Himbo shark scientist: big sexy sharks

Himbo shark scientist: I’m going to put on my seal cosplay and go film in the shallows

Himbo shark scientist: when I saw deep water I realized this was a bad idea. I’m always doing stupid shit.

unagirobot

Himbo shark scientist: I haven't properly tested this plexiglass shark cage but there are sharks so YEET

@tysonrunningfox

tysonrunningfox

the Ships Thing for atla because we're ALL into atla rn! btw hey how are you

put a fandom in my ask and i’ll answer:

otp - I haven’t recovered from sokka x yue and I never will, ok?

favourite canon pairing - this is hard because I’m a multishipping disaster. I’ve got to give Kataang props because it’s still good even though I’m not twelve anymore. It wins some endurance points, along with sokka x yue.

worst pairing ever - Jet/Katara. Like katara, I get it, that’s the first post-pubescent boy with a decent haircut you’ve seen since you cared but he’s awful. And his eyebrows are stupid. Please chill.

guilty pleasure pairing - Tokka. Like she’s twelve, but she has a crush on the idiot and it’s adorable and I love it and I have in fact seen Suyin and I have Questions

a pairing you want to see more - I’m here for the surge of comprehension of zukka’s greatness. I didn’t really get how explicitly gay-coded zuko is until my last watch through but I’ve seen the errors of my ways and I worship at the altar of the boiling rock

that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no” - z*tara...I’m not gonna relive middle school but fuck it’s rough

favorite non-romantic pair - I love how when Aang and Sokka hang out they both lose all of their collective brain cells. Peak stupid. Kings.

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unagirobot

Immediately thought of this

@tysonrunningfox two minutes into us reading "know it all" again: "We forgot permlout? How did we forget permlout?" Then, sadly, "why has no one else ever been funny, I'm so tired, heavy is the head that wears the perm"

#you can only be in a plague for so long before you reread know it all

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