What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a parakeet?
Or when you cross a penguin with a hummingbird?

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What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a parakeet?
Or when you cross a penguin with a hummingbird?

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Reminder when disappointed:
There is no failure when you’ve tried your best, only a wrong path being revealed to you.
Keep searching for the right path.
Him: I don’t remember that
Me: that’s because it was insignificant to you
Him: it’s not that it was insignificant, it just wasn’t significant
Me: 😒🤷🏻♀️
I just smacked my boyfriends ass cuz , you know... equality 😂😂😂
Peek a sleepy
That’s what he just said to me. In is half conscious stupor, that was what his brain came up with for the word “nap”... 😂

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I told my S/O I wanted to kidnap him and he responded “Ohhhhh! Nice!!!”
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You know, I was raised around homophobia and racism. If someone of the same gender hit on me, I was supposed to be disgusted. But I wasn’t, I was flattered. I didn’t understand why someone complimenting my looks was supposed to be offensive. I didn’t understand why someone with a different skin color was supposed to be less attractive. You know what I do find hideous and disgusting? Selfish people. People who think they’re better than other people. People who refuse to be kind and considerate. That’s the real ugliness I want to distance myself from as much as possible.
I long for colors that don’t exist.
*S/O accidentally passes gas*
Me: Just wait til I get pregnant, I’ll be farting constantly.
S/O: I can’t wait!
*super confused look on my face*
S/O: We’ll finally be even.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Whenever I’m mad at someone, I try to do something extra nice for them. They always get really scared for some reason...

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You know you’re a hopeless romantic when even your uterus is shaped like a heart
Sometimes
I stare at my art until I figure out why I hate it
Asking for a friend
At what age do females “become” women? Asking for a friend, she’s 28 and still feels like she hasn’t figured life out anymore than when she was 18.