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Reblog if you’d buy one.

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How absolutely perfect is the casting of Josie Pye and Ruby Gillis?! Like Josie just being a grade A bitch is everything.

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and ruby’s constant whining? ON FUCKING POINT

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Anne Shirley: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened? Ideal.

Josie Pye: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the crap out of everyone and everything.

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ummmm josie that’s a WHOMPING willow

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Cole: Sorry Josie, you’re not really my type.

Josie: What is your type?

Cole: Boys, mostly.

Gilbert: Self care is eating mangoes.

Josie: I hate mangoes.

Gilbert: Oh, die then.

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That day will be the insane

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Top 3 of the most difficult things to do:

3-.Swimming with some killer whales.

2-. Climb the Anapurna Mountain without dying.

1-. Getting the next season of Sherlock before the decease of the whole cast.

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Last one is literally impossible???

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La Croix tastes like when my foot falls asleep

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When you’re about to come out to your family then they turn and say something wildly homophobic

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“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator. With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!” “What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”

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“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”

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Hopper: Look, I am going to be frank with you.

El: Okay, but can I still be El?

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YOU KNOW IT’S ALMOST TIME WHEN THESE COLOURFUL CARDBOARD BOIS START SHOWING UP!

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