deep sea

looks like we can’t shisen hold me tight our way out of this one boys

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

I Love germans "Da ist hopfen und malz verloren" like man we cant even make beer out of that guy

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..