#CliveHiveForever

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

"What do you people want from live action remakes?" I want them to never exist <3 Thanks for asking!

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Like that senator was genuinely evil, deeply deeply rotten to the core. But it's a good thing Allah and His Zabaniyyah will torment him in Hell forever.

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard