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More Uma x Audrey yippie

like. happy pride month !! evie x mal ? but evie and doug are so cute. jay x carlos ? but jay has lonnie and carlos has jane. but ben and carlos would actually be so cute though lile tbh i ship them way more than ben and mal. mal and uma you say ? that would work accept that i love uma x harry, but wait harry had that one kiss with gil. but what about gil x jay?

So as we know, Audrey was the main villain of descendants 3 and committed several actual crimes and got away with it, so to put into perspective just how absurd that is here is a physical list of every crime Audrey committed in D3 in chronological order

-breaking and entering

-destruction of property

-theft

-unlicensed possession of a firearm (you could make the argument that maleficent’s scepter is a firearm)

-possession of a lethal weapon with intent to harm (the scepter)

-cruel and unusual punishment(aging Mal, cursing Ben, the sleeping and stone curses)

-domestic violence (Chad)

-eight counts of attempted murder (Night falls: one count per person)

-attempted regicide (Mal)

-kidnapping (Celia)

-Treason (just throughout the whole movie)

So as we know, Audrey was the main villain of descendants 3 and committed several actual crimes and got away with it, so to put into perspective just how absurd that is here is a physical list of every crime Audrey committed in D3 in chronological order

-breaking and entering

-destruction of property

-theft

-unlicensed possession of a firearm (you could make the argument that maleficent’s scepter is a firearm)

-possession of a lethal weapon with intent to harm (the scepter)

-cruel and unusual punishment(aging Mal, cursing Ben, the sleeping and stone curses)

-domestic violence (Chad)

-eight counts of attempted murder (Night falls: one count per person)

-attempted regicide (Mal)

-kidnapping (Celia)

-Treason (just throughout the whole movie)

mr. delay got turned into maurice which is a choice i 100% support. mr. delay WHO????

maybe musical doug can have a little rights as a treat

jane is an angel and i support her

beast is being horny on main

jay is my son and i love him

her ‘you’re welcome!’ is so fucking cute and i LVOE her

the added dialogue here makes me sad

i REALLY wish this was the movie version. mr. delay can eat shit

evie my brilliant baby girl ily

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THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME it’s literally that one meme that’s like ‘what are things to stay that will always start a fight? / hey, wanna start a fight?’

maybe this doug does have rights

i wanna hear more abt this leniency!!! disney explain!!!

oh no 😔

rotten ot4 rights

this is carlos to a tee. mr ‘i laughed when audrey had a breakdown’ mr ‘‘that was usually my mom’ when mal is having a breakdown’ like. i lov ehim but boy’s social intelligence could use some work.

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PAY ATTENTION TO HER!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

nonbinary mal rights

😔

this has ‘why do we need swords at the …waffle hut?” energy and i am here for it

MAL/EVIE RIGHTS

‘you… hang out with them’ is so funny to me

snow white is narcoleptic??? since when????

ok musical devie is legal 

i like this motivation for jane a lot more but also it makes me SO fucking sad 💔

oh no 😔

‘a spoiled and arrogant blockhead’ that’s him that’s the boy

the parents get a rotten to the core reprise and the image of jafar and cruella just lying down after singing is so funny to me lmao