I'll be the magic you won't ever see

armand in ohio: Hey guys when you say AA is for the alcoholics and the addicts can you include me in that as well? The alcoholics, the addicts, and Armand if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

an actual play podcast you don't listen to anymore is a kind of dead wife

good thing they didnt have Grindr during the age of sail imagine coming into range of the enemy and in the tense quiet before the storm all your officers' phones go off

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

I think if biologically possible, baseball players would chatter and chirp like cats do when tracking a fly ball

People have overused Catholic Guilt to the point they cannot recognize the clear and haunting Protestant Shame in front of their eyes. that character Knows they could have worked harder

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

"fenris and dorian would hate each other" fenris and dorian would trade initial barbs, quickly come to an accord and then drink so much wine together while dorian gives fenris the long juicy historical breakdown of how inbred danarius' house was