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there are so many funny posts in this world i want them all on my blog like stamps in a passport. look atthe funny things ive seen. its awesome

so there is a whole video game about peeing?

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

it’s going to be okay but it is also going to be different

🦠 #my crobe

washing machine time to human time converter online

wife found out how much i spend on money

8 hours a day

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

I hate when I see a video of a disabled person doing some cool shit & then I scroll down and the caption and all the comments are inspiration porny about it. Why are you crying. I saw a dude fucking shredding on a skateboard while also in a wheelchair and I just thought "yooooo that's sick lmao I didn't know you could do that" and the ableds are talking about how pointless their lives are compared to the skateboard shredding wheelchair guy

That's the other weird thing about inspiration porn besides the ableism like it doesn't even make them feel good it's just guilt tripping or something. Deeply christian phenomenon. "This guy lost use of both of his legs and he's still skateboarding, what's stopping you from making your existence worth anything?" What the fuck are you talking about on any level

Jesus Christ! You need to collect 10 of me for your stupid fucking quest! Lol